chloe surreal

[chloe surreal @iamchloesurreal]

just went on a date. his profile category was Public Figure. what am i supposed to do

[chloe surreal @iamchloesurreal]

I love blonde guys it sucks

[chloe surreal @iamchloesurreal]

i feel the most gorgeous when a guy asks if he can cum on my face

[chloe surreal @iamchloesurreal]

right after he came inside me, he said “god bless america”

[chloe surreal @iamchloesurreal]

I think all women should go to dance class to feel sexy and all men should lift weights to feel stronger and then society would be perfect

[chloe surreal @iamchloesurreal]

I don’t have many kinks just watching guys eat burgers

[chloe surreal @iamchloesurreal]

paying for something in cash makes me feel like I have a huge fucking dick

[chloe surreal @iamchloesurreal]

siri dumb as fuck

[chloe surreal @iamchloesurreal]

it’s so hot when a guy shows up to the date and immediately needs to piss

[chloe surreal @iamchloesurreal]

ADHD = a diva has distractions

[chloe surreal @iamchloesurreal]

finance bro speaking so much jargon to me i literally just walked away

[chloe surreal @iamchloesurreal]

like not no

[chloe surreal @iamchloesurreal]

i'm just a girl with the hobbies of a 74 year old woman w a very active community center

[chloe surreal @iamchloesurreal]

i really want to conduct a research study on what happens within a woman's psyche when she sees a fidi bro in a patagonia vest

[chloe surreal @iamchloesurreal]

my ex just invited me to the launch of his zine wtf am i supposed to do w that