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[flyin' @ifln]

man this explains everything so good

[ProMint @ProMint_X]

I know WHY Robinhood Chain died

And 99% of people are blaming the wrong thing.

The real reason?

Snipers + stupid devs = 💀

On @Noxa_Fi, tokens launched directly into Uniswap V3 pools - with no bonding curve and no liquidity migration.

Noxa tried to protect launches with a few temporary restrictions:

— You couldn’t buy a token in the same block it was created.

— Each individual buy was capped.

— All restrictions disappeared after 366 blocks (roughly one hour).

The problem?

These protections looked much stronger on paper than they were in practice.

The 2% supply limit per wallet meant almost nothing when one operator could spread purchases across dozens of fresh wallets.

Trading could start at a random interval between 2 and 60 seconds.

Anonymous teams were already building and selling tools designed to spam launches and wash trade.

Noxa has earned $12M in fees and at least half of that value was captured by snipers.

Back on July 11, the Noxa team released an update attempting to address the spam and fake-volume problem.

But the clearest example of what was already happening is $ARROW:

200 interconnected wallets.

80% of the supply.

None of these wallets had any prior EVM history and they all bought $ARROW within the first three minutes of launch.

This entire situation was severely exacerbated by Robinhood's architecture.

Robinhood Chain officially uses a first-come, first-served (FCFS) sequencing model.

Transaction ordering is determined by the exact time they reach the sequencer, not by who pays a higher gas fee.

This means the ultimate advantage didn't go to those who paid more gas, but to those who had the fastest RPCs, automated bundlers and the lowest latency to the sequencer.

The block time for RH is up to 100ms, so by flooding every 100ms, you can almost guarantee that you’ll be among the first to buy.

Additionally, some optimizations in the sniper smart contract have made flooding cheaper than with others.

Anyone who has been in the Robinhood trenches since day one remembers that the space was originally pure PvE.

There were no bot wars and even beginners could easily trade.

But once the bots entered the game, things became incredibly difficult.

Additionally, as far as I know, there was a group of people executing DDoS attacks on the frontend.

They would buy the dips and then sell off once the website went down and retail couldn't access it.

Ultimately, the Noxa team couldn't handle the combined on-chain and off-chain pressure, which led to their decision to shut down.

This is just my theory, as the team hasn't shared any specifics, but it's the most logical explanation considering that 3 different launchpads are consistently running into the exact same issues.

By no means am I defending the teams behind @Noxa_Fi, @ponsdotfamily or @vladdotfun.

The responsibility lies on them for abusing vibecoding and completely ignoring audits.

These factors led to a major chill and the gradual death of the Robinhood.

What used to be a place where newcomers could chill in a PvE space and lock in solid gains has unfortunately devolved into the same chaotic casino as the Solana trenches.

A big thanks to @kauman0 for the information from snipers teams!

[flyin' @ifln]

@GotrillaGorilla Real

[flyin' @ifln]

@ponsdotfamily im gonna launch the shit out of it

[flyin' @ifln]

I take my words back and so far @ponsdotfamily do all the right actions and more than this don’t parasite on dot fun meta trying to copy shit

So Godspeed and god bless

[flyin' @ifln]

@baaffun @vladdotfun bro don’t all of you guys do the same?

all of those fucking “Claude make me launchpad” projects

fuck you @baaffun and fuck you @vladdotfun

[flyin' @ifln]

@ika_xbt @ponsdotfamily no one was ever using their frontend, check the comments it’s 20 wallets affected

[flyin' @ifln]

@jessepollak @grok tldr what he’s yapping about

[flyin' @ifln]

@klik_evm I respect the move although it feels like you crowned the wrong one

[flyin' @ifln]

so noxa stopped new launched to avoid “diluting” and stop the vamps

and now we have 20 fucking vibe coded launchpads fighting for pennies and no one knows what to trade

genius

[flyin' @ifln]

@CryptoLuche_ @LamXBT @ponsdotfamily who put traders at risk is developer

this guy could’ve dm but he wouldn’t get the impressions bro

[flyin' @ifln]

@SizeChad A WEEK BRO

the chain is gonna be dead in a week wtf

[flyin' @ifln]

@CryptoGatsu not like Im too solana maxi, just the thing is the dev of that platform is doing very dumb decisions which lead the future of the platform to the dumpster

[flyin' @ifln]

@CryptoGatsu for this noxa token to pump

wont happen

[flyin' @ifln]

@CryptoGatsu in the ass

[flyin' @ifln]

i don't care about launchpad wars

thesis remains the same

Robinhood is the retarded chain

[Iced @IcedKnife]

i don't care about launchpad wars

thesis remains the same

Robinhood is the retirement chain

[flyin' @ifln]

@OttoSuwen yeah bro with zero volume on every new pair

[flyin' @ifln]

@ramonos yes it just needs one runner

[flyin' @ifln]

@ramonos right

[flyin' @ifln]

@Noxa_Fi shut the fuck up