International Guild of Professional Anarchists

"No Masters. No Saviors. Burn It All Down."

[Unattended Baggage @UnattendedBS]

Episode #343: Hallelujah! Poverty will save us all!

We’re hoping the pending economic collapse saves humanity from the tech billionaires plotting human extinction, Anthropic (Claude AI) begs the world to stop them from destroying society, Nightmare-Eclipse may kill Microsoft, Trump is bored with Iran but Israel won’t let him take his toys and go home, Google wants to sting you with infected mosquitoes, and be sure to buy a copy of the “Midnight Hustle” pamphlet.

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[Unattended Baggage @UnattendedBS]

Episode #340: Pooh’s your daddy?

Adrian has a blast at a funeral, Alex hates Uber basic b’s, Trump will have the biggest balls…dummy, AI says you can’t have power or water anymore, and recent college grads are sick of it, UAP disclosure is kinda weak sauce, cybersecurity is over, never touch Ka$h’s bourbon, and never let RFK near your open-heart surgery.

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[Unattended Baggage @UnattendedBS]

Episode #338: Which button will YOU press?

We start with a new take on the prisoner’s dilemma, Pokemon Go was actually a mass data collection conspiracy, boots on the ground in Iran is the most likely outcome, we prefer Kaczynski’s manifesto over Palantir’s, Orange Jesus wants to blow up wise guy ships for the next 18 years…unless they let him use nukes, and it’s the pro-pedos vs. REALLY pro-pedos in Congress.

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[Unattended Baggage @UnattendedBS]

Episode #337: Take 2

Adrian forgets to push a button, Alex still trying to crawl out of his dark hole, you can trust us when we urge you not to trust us, Anthropic just became the most powerful entity on Earth, passed-out Kash out soon, my blockade is bigger than your blockade and I just made $1B by saying so, and we are considering becoming avid animal genitalia researchers in our spare time.

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[Unattended Baggage @UnattendedBS]

Episode #336: At this point, God is probably rooting for AI

Iran accepts America’s unconditional surrender in The Great Lego War, Pentagon threatens to bomb the Pope, Antichrist-hunter Thiel was pedo-spymaster Epstein’s partner, Anthropic Mythos AI effectively ends all commerce, methinks the woman scorned doth protest too much, Alex thinks he’s a big tipper, and remember, when you’re wiping yourself with newspaper…you should’ve just paid them enough to live.

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[Unattended Baggage @UnattendedBS]

Episode #335: This time, it’s personal

Alex talks about a deeply unsettling personal experience that has completely altered his opinion of mankind, while Adrian – in a bizarre juxtaposition - defends the goodness of humanity. Eventually we talk about pedantic stuff like global war, economic collapse, genocide, rampant corruption of power, religious hypocrisy, and, of course, aliens.

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[Unattended Baggage @UnattendedBS]

Episode #334: This Business Will Get Out of Hand

Alex puts his finger on some lesbians’ pulse. The Iran war spirals as Israel plays Trump like a shofar, depending on who you ask, the US and Iranian negotiations are happening (or not happening) and going very well (or not). Iranian hackers are scoring hits on US leaders and infrastructure. Oil, gas, food, plastics and microchip supply chains are all breaking. And it’s definitely time to cash out, ‘cuz the casino is on fire.

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[International Guild of Professional Anarchists @IGOPA151]

How to Escape Raymond James in Record Time with Four Ravens Fans and the Ignition Remix

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[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

Bonus: meme mentioned in the article!😂

[Alexander Snitker @AlexSnitker]

Grounded by Gridlock: Why Privatizing the TSA and Air Traffic Control Is the Only Way to Keep America Flying

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[Alexander Snitker @AlexSnitker]

Neocons Don’t Love the Troops, They Love Using Them as Cannon Fodder

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[International Guild of Professional Anarchists @IGOPA151]

Uncle Don’s Thanksgiving Meltdown: Why We Don’t Need a President at All

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[International Guild of Professional Anarchists @IGOPA151]

Uncle Don’s Thanksgiving Meltdown: Why We Don’t Need a President at All

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[Unattended Baggage @UnattendedBS]

Episode #333: The war is over! Long live the war!

Alex realizes the average man on the street doesn’t really want to think about stuff, Adrian realizes that every dollar he’s ever paid in taxes got blown up in one 13 second video, Operation “Israel’s Armageddon” isn’t distracting enough from Epstein, so Operation “Aliens” is on deck, and – oh, yeah – the economy is collapsing, but at least we’re now seriously talking about teleportation to Waffle House.

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[Alexander Snitker @AlexSnitker]

The SAVE America Act Gets One Big Thing Right and Almost Everything Else the Wrong Way

Washington’s latest voting bill recognizes a real problem, but solves it with the same centralized, bureaucratic instincts that created so many of our governance failures in the first place.

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[Alexander Snitker @AlexSnitker]

What Else Do You Need to See?

If war, debt, censorship, and broken promises still are not enough to make you leave the Republican and Democratic parties, what exactly is the breaking point?

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[Unattended Baggage @UnattendedBS]

Episode #332: What did you THINK was gonna happen?

The Iran war is spiraling out of control and nobody in charge seems to know what we’re doing or why…but they all seem very excited about it, the entire economy is collapsing and they seem pretty much OK with that too, everyone is talking about Biblical end times and they’re totally stoked about that, rumours swirl that Netanyahu might be dead, and ‘Lil Marco parades around in Daddy’s big shoes.

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[Unattended Baggage @UnattendedBS]

Episode #331: Not today, Jesus

Adrian warns everyone to sell everything right now, Alex gets angry at wooly mammoths, the entire military command structure says tells the troops they’re fighting to usher in the Second Coming, which is totally kosher with our Israeli overlords, and it’s apparently also OK with the “Interdimensional Beings” congress keeps talking about, but the one thing nobody’s talking about is the Epstein files.

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[International Guild of Professional Anarchists @IGOPA151]

Trump’s Iran Tantrum: Because Nothing Screams “Leadership” Like a Government Throwing Tantrums With Other People’s Lives

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[Alexander Snitker @AlexSnitker]

The Blatant Hypocrisy of Trump’s Iran War: How “America First” Became Just Another Endless War

Why It’s Time to Leave the GOP for the Only Consistent Anti-War Party

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