OK, @GISH, we've been through this before. And I don't wanna come out of retirement, it's way too much abnosome fun! So who is it this year??? #GISH2022#FunknownChaos
Welcome @GISHBeeline! I'm glad you're starting the job on time as we're all enjoying retirement too much. Welcome to the madness— it's abnosome, the retirement plan is excellent and we have cookies!
I may be long retired, but I still like a little fun! #GISHMAS#Item1
(btw, I may have overdone it with the lights and may be, uh, tied up for a while…)
I'm coming out of retirement, briefly, to with #GISH a happy 10th Anniversary! You don't look a day over 5, must have been all those letters you lost. #GISHWHES
@GISHSqroose Finally! I'm outta here and back to my cushy retirement. Party in the woods with the bear and skunk!! (and the mountain goat, if he can make it down)
Hey @GISH, is this how you camp?? I'd really rather an official #CampGISH Mascot take over in case it's not & I inspire Gishers to take apart their cars… which I usually have more time for SINCE I'M SUPPOSED TO BE RETIRED. 😉 #WeWantOurNewMascot#GISH2020#GISHcertifiedMechanic
Alright @GISH, I'll come out of retirement if I have to, but it won't be pretty… I'd rather you hire and announce a new 2020 mascot and let us meet it! #GISH2020#WeWantOurNewMascot
Meet the 2019 #GISH MASCOT... THE ASSBUTT!
No "buts" about it, this is our strangest mascot yet. Join the Hunt with a Premiumerest registration & get an Assbutt plushie! https://t.co/FTyCT7mtLp
Could it be???? Is it possubull???? Is @GISHAssbutt really going to take over?!? At last our replacement has come along, our lonely days are over and life is like a song! Retirement at last! I hope! #WasntWorkingHardAnyway#GoodExcuseNow#TimeForANap
Day 312: Supplies dwindling. We've had to dispose of our mighty blue friend, he was in bad shape after the last bug attack. We still aren't giving up finding the next @GISH Mascot though. Hope is all we have left at this point… #WhereAreYou#WannaGoBackToRetirement#SendSnacks
Day 311: We've enlisted the assistance of our big blue friend, both for safety and height. The bugs are ferocious and have weakened our spirits. Still hopeful we will find the new @GISH Mascot in time though… The bugs' next attack is imminent, we must take shelter immediately.