Jiewa Vieri

Food Blogger, Food Photographer. Winner of Pesta Blogger Award 2009. Pecinta Wisata Kuliner Surabaya & Indonesia. Email: [email protected]

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Lixin Fishball Nooodle. The only stall at ION Food Opera (Singapore) equipped with queue line seperator. Too famous amongst Indonesian tourist. Indeed delicious.

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📦 PAKHETTTT

*ART di rumah telpon*

"Koko, ada paket datang"
"Oo, dari siapa?"
"Sebentar... *ngilang* Anu.. Namanya Fragil"
"Hah? Siapa?"
"Fra.gile.. Gitu tulisannya koko"
"OHHHHH.. "

*baru ngeh.. LOL 🤪

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👩🏻 : "Ko, ini yg nanya2 harga pada ghosting" 👻

💁🏻‍♂️ : "Ohhh.. ya mungkin sudah mood Halloween" 🎃

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🦀 Di Warung Seafood 🦀

Me : Pak, Kepitingnya berapa seporsi?
Bpk : Satu 75
Me: *wii murah* Oke pak, pesen dua

*bayar bill*
Me : Pak, kok 350 rb? 🤯
Bpk : Kan bener dek, 175 x 2
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Hadeh.. SATU 75 vs 175

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‼️ Surabaya Timur Menurut Anak Barat 🧭
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AB : Omahmu ndi? 🏡

AT1 : Nde Manyar

AB : Oo.. Lek kon?

AT2 : Mulyosari

AB : Lahh.. TONGGOAN lak'an? *pede*

AT1&2 : 👊🏻👊🏻

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Ketika sudah selesai makan dan baru sadar ada sambelnya 🤬

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✅ 3 Mantra Nawar Wong Suroboyo 🐊
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1️⃣ "Aku lho wis langganan sini" - aslinya baru dateng 1x

2️⃣ "Lek tuku akeh diskone piro?" - padahal cuma mau beli 1

3️⃣ "Nanti ta promosikno nggonmu" - marigitu ngilang
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❇️ Bonus : "Halah mek gini tok ae lho" - padahal njlimet pekk 💢

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✅ KOKO CINDO BELI HAPE 🤳
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👲🏻 : iPhone 13 pro max brp mba?
👩🏻 : 21jt ko
👲🏻 : Ok bungkus. Beb, *panggil istri* kamu juga? Ok. Ambil 2 mba
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👲🏻 : Screen guard iphone berapa mba?
👩🏻 : 60 rb ko
👲🏻 : MAHAL banget. Dua seratus ribu ya!
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Beli hape ga nawar. Beli screen guard nawar.

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✅ AREK SURABAYA BARAT VS TIMUR 🧭
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🐋Arek Barat : "Ayo nang PM, onok nggon nyar iki lho!"
🐊Arek Timur :"Budaaal!"
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AT :"Mrene'o, onok kafe apik nde Kenjeran"
AB : "Pucuk'ee.. Nang tengah ae po'o"
AT : "Aturen, ndi?"
AB : "CW aee"
AT : "Ndasmu tengah! Iku sek Barat, ciakk!" 💢

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✅ CARA MEMBEDAKAN TURIS DI BALI

Gampang, coba masuk cafe atau warung. The first reaction of the guests:

👦🏼Bule: *busy with their own thing*

👩🏻 Jakartans: Eye contact bentar, and then gaze away

🐊 Surabayans: Eye contact 👀scanning head to toe ♻️and then ngerasani🗣

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Twitter, please do your magic. Boleh tolong bantu RT? Ini buatan Nyokap sendiri. Beliau mengeluh 2 minggu ini jualan offline makin menurun. Kalau ada yg mau pesan bisa langsung DM. Harga Rp.6,500/potong. Lokasi kirim dari Serpong, Tangerang Selatan. Terima kasih! 🙏

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[new blog post] [WORKSHOP JAKARTA] Mastering Studio Lighting for Food Photography https://t.co/WFqkNZmPOx

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[new blog post] INIJIE Academy – Data Workshop Editing Telah Kami Terima https://t.co/z9AnwtrQTX

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[new blog post] [WORKSHOP] Instagenic Editing Masterclass – Touch Up Like a NINJA https://t.co/WXNuVwoYLm

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@ditjen_imigrasi @LaolyYasonna @Kemenkumham_RI @kanim_surabaya Sudah saya coba aplikasi Antrian Paspor jam 5 sore hari Minggu. Selalu Connection time out. Datang offline tak dilayani. Daftar online error. Lalu harus kemana kami? Calo kah? @ditjen_imigrasi @LaolyYasonna @Kemenkumham_RI @kanim_surabaya

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App Antrian Paspor Online adalah langkah bagus di era digital. Tapi jika tidak bisa dipakai, maka jadi percuma. Di klik kantor imigrasi mana saja, selalu kuota habis. Iseng tanya calo, kuotanya ada. Nah lho?! @LaolyYasonna @Kemenkumham_RI @ditjen_imigrasi @kanim_surabaya

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[new blog post] RivaReno – The Real Gelato Comes to Bali! https://t.co/US7Y2BbIlg

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[new blog post] ASAKA : Aku Suka Kamu Suka – Jagonya Soto! https://t.co/xa9XDmH3pu

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[new blog post] [WORKSHOP] MASTERCLASS On-Location Flash For Food Photography https://t.co/A85G8nIGTK

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[new blog post] [WORKSHOP] Dramatic Low Key Food Photography – with Caturra Espresso https://t.co/VVP47FVdYf