...A.K.A The Jaded Gamer

1. YSS 2. CTFD. 3.Co-Op. 4. Modest Humility.

[...A.K.A The Jaded Gamer @IamFN2K]

Also still not doing public testing for Ubisoft anymore... When they accuse you of theft and don't apologize for being wrong... kinda gets under your skin.

[...A.K.A The Jaded Gamer @IamFN2K]

@jctwits1 @film_gramx Season 2, Episode 13 "Skin Deep"

[...A.K.A The Jaded Gamer @IamFN2K]

@Minni_Darque @CGEEmmy1 I'm positive the movie is called Burn

[...A.K.A The Jaded Gamer @IamFN2K]

I looked up "What do video game publishers actually do?" And Google just shrugged at me.

[...A.K.A The Jaded Gamer @IamFN2K]

https://t.co/FPyRaGhj4z

Found your car, bud. ... It's in Africa though.

[...A.K.A The Jaded Gamer @IamFN2K]

The rest of y'all can do it how you want ... but if you ain't talking about the damn GAME of it all .. you're just revealing parts of your personality. Things in games bother me but to get riled up to use spicy language and rain hate on developers? That's just so sad.

[...A.K.A The Jaded Gamer @IamFN2K]

I'm gonna be real with you.... I call myself The Jaded Gamer .. ok?... I love video games. Not jaded about the games. I'm jaded by the space.

Chanting for a studio's downfall because of a gay black fictional take on a person of debatable origin is Looney Tunes talk.

[...A.K.A The Jaded Gamer @IamFN2K]

You wanna bitch about stories and characters COOL! Read a book. There's no game mechanics involved in reading a book. I bought a game. you fuck that part up! We got beef. I want story.. I'll read a book. I want characters, I'll watch a movie. And that's just how I do games.

[...A.K.A The Jaded Gamer @IamFN2K]

I hope Charles Ramsey is doing alright.

[...A.K.A The Jaded Gamer @IamFN2K]

Not quite the title but are we still rioting or did I miss it?

[Giancarlo Volpe 🍉 @Giancarlo_Volpe]

In 2004 we learned that we had to change the name of our show from “Avatar” to “Avatar the Last Airbender” because James Cameron already had the rights to a movie called Avatar.

Now the sequel is called “The Way of Water.”

If part 3 is called “The Firebending Masters” we riot

[...A.K.A The Jaded Gamer @IamFN2K]

@Hitman Honestly, shooting him would be cathartic but it's your game, this won't make or break it.

[...A.K.A The Jaded Gamer @IamFN2K]

Why do you keep giving power to comedians? Do you realize politicians have power? They say and do worse things that actually influence things.. but sure... Go after the guy nobody but idiots go to for geopolitical influence. You're hurting every argument you'll ever make.

[Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @DrewPavlou]

Joe Rogan argues Ukraine is trying to start WW3, tells Zelensky “fuck you”

Russia has been bombing Ukraine for 1003 days in a row. Where was this energy @joerogan when Putin bombed Kyiv’s main children’s cancer hospital? Just massacre after massacre of Ukrainian innocents but Ukraine is never allowed to respond and if they do respond they are accused of wanting WW3.

Putin gets to rape and kill with impunity and somehow this is never escalation

He can bring in North Korean soldiers to invade a European country and somehow this is not an escalation

[...A.K.A The Jaded Gamer @IamFN2K]

Jake... William Hung can't sing and still went platinum.... You're the boxing equivalent. We're just here for the spectacle... not the talent you think you have...

[Jake Paul @jakepaul]

Biggest draw in boxing
https://t.co/ANUNXLRRiJ

[...A.K.A The Jaded Gamer @IamFN2K]

Yo yo.. Check it out... I'm a Hollywood diversity meeting

Dipshit #1: Diversity?

Dipshit#2: Black Superhero who may or may not be biracial or bisexual

Dipshit #1: Perfect! And superpowers?

Dipshit #2: Electricity.

Dipshit #1: Holy shit we're so original.

... I assume.

[...A.K.A The Jaded Gamer @IamFN2K]

@maplenugget123 On God, I was floating around cities last night with a sack of booze looking for trouble and you would've got a picture of me holding bottles of wine like "where you at?"

You lucky I stay off Twitter

[...A.K.A The Jaded Gamer @IamFN2K]

@notdanilu Looks better than wherever The Rock tried to do.. I'm gonna give it a chance.

Also.. Jack Black as Satan sounds oddly like perfect casting. Sign me up. No trailer needed.

[...A.K.A The Jaded Gamer @IamFN2K]

Hey @netflixgames_ Listen... I'm thankful for GTA Definitive Edition on my phone. I really really am... But when y'all said "Video games on Netflix", SOOOOOO many of us thought you meant streaming through the app with a Bluetooth controller. If you did that... *ahem* Game Over!!

[...A.K.A The Jaded Gamer @IamFN2K]

This is top 5 gaming takes.

[Dylan Falconer @falconerd]

Modern hardware made you soft

The PS2 had:
- 32MB RAM
- 4 MB VRAM
- 299MHz CPU

And ran MGS2

Your pixel art game needs 8GB?

[Dylan Falconer @falconerd]

Modern hardware made you soft

The PS2 had:
- 32MB RAM
- 4 MB VRAM
- 299MHz CPU

And ran MGS2

Your pixel art game needs 8GB?

[...A.K.A The Jaded Gamer @IamFN2K]

I'm in a PS3 mood today.

[...A.K.A The Jaded Gamer @IamFN2K]

I saw a tweet... I thought... "You look like your Onlyfans is free"

What a dick thing to think. Who am I to Ju-- I was right.... Her OF is free and it's against my beliefs to troll beyond this.

Just know I almost died choking on strawberry milk this morning.