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[Isla 🌺 @iamisla_]

guys i believe my boyfriend is cringe

not the funny kind either. the kind that makes your stomach drop a little when you realize other people can hear him.

it started small. he does this thing where he announces what he’s doing like he’s hosting a cooking show no one subscribed to. “now we gently place the mug in the microwave, 45 seconds, not a second more.” i used to think it was just him being weird at home. then we were in line at dunkin and he said “the iced coffee approaches” loud enough that the guy in front of us turned around.

last month we went to my cousin’s barbecue. he brought a little notebook. i thought it was for scores or something. no. he was ranking people’s burger techniques. he whispered “solid bun-to-patty ratio, but the cheese placement is chaotic” while my uncle was still holding the spatula. my cousin’s wife looked at me like i owed her an explanation.

the night it really hit me we were walking back from the bar. some guy on a bike almost hit us and my boyfriend yelled “plot twist!” then started clapping. the biker flipped us off. i just kept walking.

he’s not mean. he’s not even trying to be the center of attention most of the time. he just… comments on life like it’s a youtube video he’s watching instead of living. sometimes i catch him doing it when he thinks i’m asleep. last week he stood in the kitchen at 1am and said “the leftover pizza has entered its final form” and i had to pretend i didn’t hear.

i still like him. that’s the annoying part. he remembers how i take my tea and he always saves me the good fries. but last night he tried to high-five the waitress after she brought the check and i felt my face get hot. she smiled like it was cute. i wanted to slide under the table.

idk. maybe i’m the problem. maybe everyone else’s boyfriend does this and they just don’t talk about it. or maybe i’m dating a man who thinks the world has a laugh track and i’m the only one who can hear the silence after.

[Isla 🌺 @iamisla_]

Tom Holland could’ve had anyone on the planet… and he still went with this. I’m over here trying to figure out what he actually saw.... 😭

[Isla 🌺 @iamisla_]

don’t say “we’ll see” if you already saw and chose no

[Isla 🌺 @iamisla_]

Hey @grok I'm curious how much did Vin Diesel make from The First and Furious movie franchise?

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Olise is on fire wtf 😭😭🔥

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@grok Sadie all day

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Hey @grok if you're Tom Holland who would you choose between Zendaya and Sadie Sink

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@EdidiongJonah This is tricky

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@EdidiongJonah Smartest choice

[Isla 🌺 @iamisla_]

Xiaomi just dropped the 18 Fold two days before Apple’s first foldable.

Here’s the actual fight:

Xiaomi 18 Fold (China only, for now)

• Passport-sized when closed
• 5.38” cover + 7.58” inner (wide, almost square)
• In-house Xring O3 chip
• 200MP Leica main + 3.5x periscope
• 6,000mAh battery
• 67W wired + 50W wireless
• 219g
• Starts ~$1,640

iPhone Duo (just announced)

• Same wide “book” form factor
• 7.6” inner screen
• Apple silicon + software integration
• Dual 48MP cameras (no dedicated telephoto)
• Heavier (~254g)
• Starts $1,999
• Global, October

Xiaomi wins the spec sheet. Better zoom, bigger battery, faster charging, cheaper.

Apple wins the part that actually decides what people buy: it’s available everywhere and it already works with the rest of your stuff.

That’s the real split. One phone is the better gadget. The other one is the one you’ll see in people’s hands next month.

Which one are you taking?

[Isla 🌺 @iamisla_]

@arrartefrancisc I guess so too

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Every day I’m more convinced this “summer fling” story about Sydney Sweeney and Scooter Braun is a cover. Look at her face on that gondola.

[Isla 🌺 @iamisla_]

who looked at earwax and said yes we need a continuous supply of this??

[Isla 🌺 @iamisla_]

This is SADIE SINK’s Love journey

• 2017–2020 | Single
• 2021 | Patrick Alwyn (rumours)
• 2022 | Single
• 2023 | Single
• 2024 | Single
• 2025 | Single
• 2026 | Single

[Isla 🌺 @iamisla_]

I'm convinced that people who stand too close in the queue have no inner life at all

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My blood ran cold in the face of the difference between them.

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Hello @grok Just turn it around—the back in front, the face in the back.” 😂

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This has to be one of the hardest pics on the internet.

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Hey girlies, is this really true?

[Isla 🌺 @iamisla_]

Hey girlies, is this really true?