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low key!! @arsenal

[Chris Sambu @the_sambu]

This Nigerian fucker killed my friend in cold blood in 2021. She was sick and the guy visited only for situation to change where he killed her and walked out. Went Hiding but @DCI_Kenya detectives smoked him out. Today the Machakos High court sentenced him to 40 years in Jail!

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

Gideon Moi's son did a wedding yesterday. There were no influencers paid to market the event, no Nigerian attires and walking sticks, no display of choppers and convoy of cars to the event, no celebrities in attendance, no dollars being sprinkled on the groom, and no Zobuzobu.

[utd_levyy @utd_levyy]

ati tafuta Pesa madem watakuja wenyewe ,swali ni wanakuja kufanya nini😂

[RudeBwoy ™☠️🏴‍☠️ @RudeBwoy_Ke]

Kuingia Quiver kuskiza tu mziki na kuangalia wasichana warembo after kupiga vikombe huko locals huwa underrated skill 😂

[Mwanza Na Magari @mwanza_magari]

"Ujichunge sana na wasichana wa Nairobi". First of all mum, bold of you to assume I can actually pull them.

[Kabebz🌹 @Ka_bebz]

Wakianza kusema uko na kiburi na madharau just know you are on the right track

[gids @gidikariuki]

Hakuna kupumzika

[Bambi 💋 @Lencer_B]

😂😂😂 Caretaker wetu leo amejikakamua akaniuliza “Mbona sijawai Ona mjamaa huko kwako?”

Pls, itabidi mketi chini muone vile mtanitafutia mtu.

[Daisy Ndemo @Tutu_lips_]

Unaambia msee asimwage ndani na Yeye anacum tu🥲,shida hukua gani men?

[5 People @_MtuTano]

So today someone approaches me and tells me I've been sleeping with his girl. Honestly mimi sikuwa najua ako na boy😂😂😂sahii mngekuwa mnakuja kwetu kukula mchele.
Anyway, tumesolve hii kitu kama wanaume, hio story imeisha. Tutapatana over some drinks soon😅😅
Men for men ✊🏽✊🏽

[Mary Njoroge @Maryian96]

Wanaficha finance bill 2025 kama suruali🤣🤣🤣 tell them We the people of Kenya have the final say🤣🤣🤣🤞🤞

[Mavin Mabonga @Mabonga_254]

We’ve officially launched Bunge La GenZ at Aga Khan Walk. We shall be meeting here every Thursday from 5pm to 7pm to discuss issues that affect our nation. Karibuni nyote kila Thursday.

[KIPRONO @Onorpik]

Huyo jamaa wa nduthi mwenye ametenda wema kwa watu wa Kasipul anaeza kua ready for a higher calling to serve the people of Kenya?

[ian @ianisige]

@blincuer @KijanayaKabras Check dm. Na fb mkuu

[Chumbaa🦋💜 @Ruttosharon254]

Hebu Fungua Roho Leo, Why Did You Hit Once And Run?😂

[Karwaay @Karwaay]

Mtu (mmoja wenu) anauliwa, wakenya wanasema OK, NEXT?

That should terrify you.

[Mubabaddie. ⁶𓅓 @BrianMutuma_]

Uzuri mimi sio bro wako

[Chris Sambu @the_sambu]

Did assassinated MP Charles Ong’ondo Were using a lower vehicle like a Toyota Crown put him more vulnerable to assassination compared to if he was in a high-clearance, semi-armored SUV like a Land Cruiser V8 that’s more significant with lawmakers?

🧵

[Jungle @jwaweruh]

Mpira nime watch Jana na Leo, kesho sijui vile nita watch upuzi ya amorim boyz.