~Sir Alès

follow me, I'll follow back immediately

[MNYIKA @mnyika_5]

My uncle alikuwa anafunza hapo Nairobi University Main for the longest, jamaa alikuwa na pesa hadi akaeka biz ya nganya huku Nairobi. Pale ocha hakuwa amefanya kitu, alijenga keja akaachia insects, kukuja ilikuwa once once tena time ya matanga ama family gatherings..

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Ukitaka kutest your English speaking skills pigia tu customer care. Hapa ndio utajua ulimaliza tu shule, na sio masomo😂😂

[Degrata @Degrata254]

Campus friends were the real deal. Sai vile namiss hio watu acha tu. I've never made friends like them, so hard to replace. Sad that everyone is working very far from one another. Uzuri they are all making moves ❤️❤️

[Mwaks @Realmwaks]

“Huwezi toka hapa Kama bado hujatupikia omena”

[LANDLORD🇰🇪 @bozgabi]

Huyu anaosha sufuria ya chai kama gas inawaka na siwezi ongea juu atasema niko petty, madem hua hawajali kama wewe ni sufferer akiz

[Kipsambu Tigentiony @KipsambuT]

Sahii hakuna haja uende uteseke campus,ulale njaa,uwaste doh ya rent,food na fee halafu urudi uanunuliwe kazi ya ya 17K,heri umalize form four uambie mzae auze shamba akununulie polisi ukule 40k uishi Nairobi wakuwekee mchele kwa pombe ukuwe wazimu nusu ama uende Qatar ukuwe watchman,ukae bila ngono prostate cancer ikushike kuliko ukufe na stress ya schemes of work.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Na hii activism nikama iko na pesa ama namna gani. These guys are always on flight nikama ni matatu wanapanda bwana. Wengine wanaenda mpaka iran,wamejionea straight of homuz live live. I need to rethink my career decisions carefully. Hii maCCTV sioni ikinipandisha ndege

[Řõððïę @Its_Roddie]

Iko bosses wenye it doesn't matter if you received the money in your M-Pesa and transferred it to the business till number.. Once you receive company money in your personal number, it's over..

[PreacherKid 🇰🇪🇬🇧 @ItsGregy_]

As I Tweet this niko on a Super metro To Nairobi cbd huku Thika Road and I’m seated next to probably a 8 to 5 babe na amevaa a very short dress i can see her thighs. Leo office Husband is eaaaating Good na maybe mzee the last time aliona hizi thighs Moi alikuwa anapeana maziwa kwa shule

[MOSET @KeKirwa]

Wanandi wa Kosirai in Nandi County wanakuanga very visionary. They're always two steps ahead. They're the ones who took their kids to the USA through the athletics program during the early 2000s. Around 2015, they'd started taking their children to Australia. The Oldman who came to Lower Moiben in the 1950s, akalipa deposit ya 10% kwa a 60,000 acre piece of land ya mzungu, went back to Nandi and brought hundreds of his kinsmen to live on the farm while paying off the debt was a resident of Kosirai.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

I am ashamed of how silent my peasant followers have been while their chairman has been getting accused of not bathing on National Television. This is a direct attack on our community. You have failed your chairman. I remember when Raila was called kipii tulifunga Thika two days

[𝐌𝐫.𝐊𝐀𝐋™ @dekim_Kalvino]

I didn't even know my workplace had a policy banning employees from discussing their salaries until today's staff meeting. A Gen Z coworker asked for a raise after discovering the new hire he supervises earns almost twice as much as he does....

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

Nimekaa hivi nikakumbuka nikiishi kamandura Kuna bachelor alikua anaitwa peter . Namuitwa bachelor juu Hadi Leo ni bachelor. One time he brought home a girl after a night out drinking, the next day he left early for work.
The lady must have been auditioning for marriage because she spent the morning cleaning the whole house . Later that night peter kept asking about his brown bedsheet, a neighbor told him he saw a pink one on the line . The next day he asked again and this time complained of insecurity. The same neighbor told him there was a pink bedsheet that was still on the line . This man had bought a pink bed sheet and marinated it for months untill it was brown 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 tupende usafi wanaume. One day utaoga ufikirie Kuna mwizi kwako na wewe uko kwa kioo.

[MOSET @KeKirwa]

Wakeiyo huko Facebook wameshift from Murkomen to Mandago after Mandago ameuliza Kipsanai ile agreement ya Marigi na Kimuron. Wanasema Kipchumba hajui hiyo mambo. Politics is very local.

[MOSET @KeKirwa]

Mandago ataingia Nandi County kupanga lineup soon. Governor ni mwalimu alafu Senator ni Cherargei. Projects ya Harambee house wataona bad things.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Your girlfriends who left nairobi for mombasa summer festival with only 60 shillings under their name are now sleeping in beaches like Allegators after there was a low turn out of sponsors to pay for them BnBs. Msishangae kuskia wengine walikuniwa kifua for rituals. Ile ni bara

[Kipsambu Tigentiony @KipsambuT]

Mosoriot kuna political brokers wengine hatari sana kazi ya ni kukunywa keg ikienda sana Tusker na wengine hata hawana nyumba but ngoja ifike time ya kuandika Walimu ama Askari.Unaenda kutafuta mheshimiwa anakuambia enda tafuta Kiprugut sasa Unarudi ukiingia baze za keg ukimtafuta mpaka baze za chang'aa humpati unaenda kwao kumuulizia unaambiwa aliuza shamba last year.Ukijaribu kurudi kwa mhesh anakuambia that's the only person atakusaidia.Hapo sasa ndio utajua kila mtu na kazi yake.Ukibahatika kukutana na Kiprugut unapata amelewa hata hajielewi.Hawa majamaa wako powerful namna hatari sana hadi huwa wanakata simu ya Governor wakipigiwa.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Please keep in social media what happens in social media. Ukinipata stage ya super metro uanze kuniuliza mambo ya Wa maina ngumi itatembea aki ai swear

[PreacherKid 🇰🇪🇬🇧 @ItsGregy_]

Unaleta a woman into your life & suddenly you have clothes you wear to bed, around the house na mbaya zaidi ni Ati KUOGA Ni daily at times Hata twice a day karibu Nakuwa Isaac Mwaura 😭💔

[Kipsambu Tigentiony @KipsambuT]

There's a big car yard,ilifanya one of the employees akuwe the face of the company until he overshadowed the boss.This forced the boss to grant him full autonomy in the company since he had became an asset.Taking advantage of that situation,the said employee according to street rumor started to develop a 'long hand' and decided to chop clients' deposit. To avoid a bitter and possible fall out which could have possibly exposed the skeletons inside the closet of that company,the boss allowed him to leave in peace.