Hae ninjas, a cup of tea here: when you are stuck between two options, flip a coin, the real answer isn't head or tails its the side you secretly hope for when the coin is in the air .
Happy New week. #Nikokadi#MustGoo
Someone told me to try explain how much 1 billion is for wanjiku.Let's do a quick math:
Assume you plan to use 50,000 KES per day
Calculation:
(1,000,000,000Γ·50,000)=20,000Β days
20,000days Γ·365 = 54.8 years.
So you need 54 to 55 years and use 50k a day, to finish 1 billion!!
Dear Ruto,
Article 8 of COK states that there shall be no state religion!!Β This means that the Kenyan government cannot establish or endorse any particular religion as the official religion of the state.Β Alafu hio pesa ni yetu, can never be yours!!!! MUST GO.
#Sugoi. #justgo
Did you know, that, article 142 of the 2010 kenyan constitution doesn't cap or outwardly declare the term length of a president?πββοΈπββοΈπββοΈπββοΈπββοΈπββοΈ
Imagine, being bitten by a snake and instead of focusing on healing the poison,
You chase the snake to understand why it bit you and to prove that you didn't deserve it.
#imagine!
Kenya vs Tanzania still heated up.π π π π we all know how it will end. Najizatiti kutochangia kwenye malumbano hayo. But, umenotice hio parliament yao inakaa duka ya Airtel?Na viti za super metro!!Waititu ni role model wa English huko, nimeendaπΆββοΈπΆββοΈπΆββοΈπΆββοΈ. # Sir mia.
This kids are masterminds, they sung the national anthem and walked out the stage! Mic drop!! I wonder if Farouk Kibet and Sudi know the national anthem? Alafu si they get creative and write a script on kumi bila break and perform pale statehouse. Sad day for the nation. #MustGo
Dear Ruto, najua wewe ni daktari wa ng'ombe, maybe the constitution is not something you are familiar with! So, this is what article 28 of CoK says,that every person has inherent dignity and the right to have that dignity respected and protected. You just go bana. Pettiness!!
People of Nakuru, am wondering...ako wapi mama na kazi???All this is unfolding in your county? Say something, you are a mother for heavens sake!!! Do one thing right atleast. I celebrate the liberators of our nation. Viva Butere Viva!!!!!!!!!!! #RutoMustGo
Dear Kasongo, you are a shame to the nation of Kenya! Misplaced priorities including the invisible chapatis, the dilapidated roads you chant and have crammed like the lords prayer! I am just wondering, do we have rights anymore in this country? #Rutomustgo#burekabisa#Kwenda
This is where Kasongo feels our taxes should go to! Misplaced priorities including the invisible chapatis, the dilapidated roads he chants and has crammed like the lords prayer! I am just wondering, do we have rights anymore in this country? #Rutomustgo#burekabisa#Kwenda
Police lob tear gas at Nakuru venue where Butere Girls learners were rehearsing play, 6 journalists injured and playwright Malala blocked from accessing students