![thesayoaluko's tweet photo. 7 Things Learnt from Chelsea 3 - 0 Barcelona | Sayo Aluko
1] If football fans are wise, they'll learn fast not to ever tag Chelsea as underdogs. Stop doing that thing. Stop saying it out loud anywhere. Even though stopping won't diminish the greatness this club displays every time, at least, it will make you sound initiated into the truth. Y'all did it on the night in Munich, the night in Porto, the night in New York, and always, the King of Clubs rub y'all in the mud. You don't have to acknowledge us, but can you stop giving us free fuel? See, Chelsea FC is great by creation [go read the story], whatever we do on the grass to display our royalty is always mere formality. Cloc' it already!
2] I have to give Maresca this one. He might be too much a gambler for my liking, but nothing is touching his ability to effectively read opponents and setup his team and selection to fit. Starting without a pointman today and deploying Neto was not only an ace-move to wreck their highline, the Jamaican speedstardom of our starting attacking trio [Neto-Garna-Estevao] meant Barca's defence were going to suffer till they bucked. And oh gosh, it worked; worked so much Enzo Fernandez had so much space to score twice in '20. Kudos, to our Italian, he cooked today.
3] Of course, he is top 3 in world football right now, but more than that, Caicedo will become too important to the history of football in general. What he did today, and the silence with which he did it, was too cold. He showed me another dimension to his rise today. I was expecting him to boss the midfield, yes, but I wasn't expecting the sweatlessness he used to do it...again, against the much touted Barcelona. Moises cruised that stage without stretching one sinew. I'm certain most people won't really notice him much today, and it was because he looked and played like Baba Yaga, John Wick clearing a room - calm exterior, ruthless efficiency, zero panic, zero survivors. He surgically destroyed anything that moved in the midfield and left no trace of Barcelona's plan. Omo!
4] Cucurella pocketed Lamine 'Brat' Yamal like a professional janitor does keys, assisted for the first goal, and sent Araujo packing. Another human who has not looked back after dusting off his poor start in Chelsea and latching to the high standard this club demands.
5] Fofana was so good, so excellent, it was contagious, because, did you guys see Chalobah today? The duo looked like a covalent bond today, forming a wall that made Sanchez literally go on a vacation. Yamal was on the pitch, Ferran, Fermin, Lewa and Yamal were on the pitch, but I'm sure our goalkeepers mind was sunbathing in Cancun. That was our good the Fofana-Chalobah wall was today.
6] Gusto, I still don't like him. But he is increasingly becoming Maresca's secret weapon. No, not just because it worked today; but because anytime it works, we look unplayable. I'm thinking about it, how he is deployed looks like a weakness turned to strength. I'll watch him in this game again to decipher it better. And Reece James. A fit Reece James, at RM or CM, will give you elite input. When Andrey Santos came on, I felt some pity for Barcelona. Andrey-Caicedo-Enzo now looked like Athos, Porthos, and Aramis demanding honour at their ruthless best.
7] Estevao. The one Barcelona took a flight to come watch in London. Yamal's exercise book must be full of the lessons, particularly on how to talk less, leave boobs, go to church, and talk on the pitch. Again, whoever scouted and secured Estevao Willian for Chelsea needs to be recommended for the Medal of Freedom. I stop myself from imagining the kind of damage an Estevao + Palmer combo will do to teams, and the height of joy it will give us fans. An 18-year old this bold, this sure, this brilliant, in a game I thought the pre-game "Yamal vs Estevao" media buzz would've amounted to too much pressure for him? He shut down my fears with a this talismanic goal? Ah! Fear . This . Chelsea!
_
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![thesayoaluko's tweet photo. 7 Things Learnt from Chelsea 3 - 0 Barcelona | Sayo Aluko
1] If football fans are wise, they'll learn fast not to ever tag Chelsea as underdogs. Stop doing that thing. Stop saying it out loud anywhere. Even though stopping won't diminish the greatness this club displays every time, at least, it will make you sound initiated into the truth. Y'all did it on the night in Munich, the night in Porto, the night in New York, and always, the King of Clubs rub y'all in the mud. You don't have to acknowledge us, but can you stop giving us free fuel? See, Chelsea FC is great by creation [go read the story], whatever we do on the grass to display our royalty is always mere formality. Cloc' it already!
2] I have to give Maresca this one. He might be too much a gambler for my liking, but nothing is touching his ability to effectively read opponents and setup his team and selection to fit. Starting without a pointman today and deploying Neto was not only an ace-move to wreck their highline, the Jamaican speedstardom of our starting attacking trio [Neto-Garna-Estevao] meant Barca's defence were going to suffer till they bucked. And oh gosh, it worked; worked so much Enzo Fernandez had so much space to score twice in '20. Kudos, to our Italian, he cooked today.
3] Of course, he is top 3 in world football right now, but more than that, Caicedo will become too important to the history of football in general. What he did today, and the silence with which he did it, was too cold. He showed me another dimension to his rise today. I was expecting him to boss the midfield, yes, but I wasn't expecting the sweatlessness he used to do it...again, against the much touted Barcelona. Moises cruised that stage without stretching one sinew. I'm certain most people won't really notice him much today, and it was because he looked and played like Baba Yaga, John Wick clearing a room - calm exterior, ruthless efficiency, zero panic, zero survivors. He surgically destroyed anything that moved in the midfield and left no trace of Barcelona's plan. Omo!
4] Cucurella pocketed Lamine 'Brat' Yamal like a professional janitor does keys, assisted for the first goal, and sent Araujo packing. Another human who has not looked back after dusting off his poor start in Chelsea and latching to the high standard this club demands.
5] Fofana was so good, so excellent, it was contagious, because, did you guys see Chalobah today? The duo looked like a covalent bond today, forming a wall that made Sanchez literally go on a vacation. Yamal was on the pitch, Ferran, Fermin, Lewa and Yamal were on the pitch, but I'm sure our goalkeepers mind was sunbathing in Cancun. That was our good the Fofana-Chalobah wall was today.
6] Gusto, I still don't like him. But he is increasingly becoming Maresca's secret weapon. No, not just because it worked today; but because anytime it works, we look unplayable. I'm thinking about it, how he is deployed looks like a weakness turned to strength. I'll watch him in this game again to decipher it better. And Reece James. A fit Reece James, at RM or CM, will give you elite input. When Andrey Santos came on, I felt some pity for Barcelona. Andrey-Caicedo-Enzo now looked like Athos, Porthos, and Aramis demanding honour at their ruthless best.
7] Estevao. The one Barcelona took a flight to come watch in London. Yamal's exercise book must be full of the lessons, particularly on how to talk less, leave boobs, go to church, and talk on the pitch. Again, whoever scouted and secured Estevao Willian for Chelsea needs to be recommended for the Medal of Freedom. I stop myself from imagining the kind of damage an Estevao + Palmer combo will do to teams, and the height of joy it will give us fans. An 18-year old this bold, this sure, this brilliant, in a game I thought the pre-game "Yamal vs Estevao" media buzz would've amounted to too much pressure for him? He shut down my fears with a this talismanic goal? Ah! Fear . This . Chelsea!
_
Konisewu ©️ sayo aluko](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G6ot5otW0AA7ykp.jpg)
![thesayoaluko's tweet photo. 7 Things Learnt from Chelsea 3 - 0 Barcelona | Sayo Aluko
1] If football fans are wise, they'll learn fast not to ever tag Chelsea as underdogs. Stop doing that thing. Stop saying it out loud anywhere. Even though stopping won't diminish the greatness this club displays every time, at least, it will make you sound initiated into the truth. Y'all did it on the night in Munich, the night in Porto, the night in New York, and always, the King of Clubs rub y'all in the mud. You don't have to acknowledge us, but can you stop giving us free fuel? See, Chelsea FC is great by creation [go read the story], whatever we do on the grass to display our royalty is always mere formality. Cloc' it already!
2] I have to give Maresca this one. He might be too much a gambler for my liking, but nothing is touching his ability to effectively read opponents and setup his team and selection to fit. Starting without a pointman today and deploying Neto was not only an ace-move to wreck their highline, the Jamaican speedstardom of our starting attacking trio [Neto-Garna-Estevao] meant Barca's defence were going to suffer till they bucked. And oh gosh, it worked; worked so much Enzo Fernandez had so much space to score twice in '20. Kudos, to our Italian, he cooked today.
3] Of course, he is top 3 in world football right now, but more than that, Caicedo will become too important to the history of football in general. What he did today, and the silence with which he did it, was too cold. He showed me another dimension to his rise today. I was expecting him to boss the midfield, yes, but I wasn't expecting the sweatlessness he used to do it...again, against the much touted Barcelona. Moises cruised that stage without stretching one sinew. I'm certain most people won't really notice him much today, and it was because he looked and played like Baba Yaga, John Wick clearing a room - calm exterior, ruthless efficiency, zero panic, zero survivors. He surgically destroyed anything that moved in the midfield and left no trace of Barcelona's plan. Omo!
4] Cucurella pocketed Lamine 'Brat' Yamal like a professional janitor does keys, assisted for the first goal, and sent Araujo packing. Another human who has not looked back after dusting off his poor start in Chelsea and latching to the high standard this club demands.
5] Fofana was so good, so excellent, it was contagious, because, did you guys see Chalobah today? The duo looked like a covalent bond today, forming a wall that made Sanchez literally go on a vacation. Yamal was on the pitch, Ferran, Fermin, Lewa and Yamal were on the pitch, but I'm sure our goalkeepers mind was sunbathing in Cancun. That was our good the Fofana-Chalobah wall was today.
6] Gusto, I still don't like him. But he is increasingly becoming Maresca's secret weapon. No, not just because it worked today; but because anytime it works, we look unplayable. I'm thinking about it, how he is deployed looks like a weakness turned to strength. I'll watch him in this game again to decipher it better. And Reece James. A fit Reece James, at RM or CM, will give you elite input. When Andrey Santos came on, I felt some pity for Barcelona. Andrey-Caicedo-Enzo now looked like Athos, Porthos, and Aramis demanding honour at their ruthless best.
7] Estevao. The one Barcelona took a flight to come watch in London. Yamal's exercise book must be full of the lessons, particularly on how to talk less, leave boobs, go to church, and talk on the pitch. Again, whoever scouted and secured Estevao Willian for Chelsea needs to be recommended for the Medal of Freedom. I stop myself from imagining the kind of damage an Estevao + Palmer combo will do to teams, and the height of joy it will give us fans. An 18-year old this bold, this sure, this brilliant, in a game I thought the pre-game "Yamal vs Estevao" media buzz would've amounted to too much pressure for him? He shut down my fears with a this talismanic goal? Ah! Fear . This . Chelsea!
_
Konisewu ©️ sayo aluko](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G6ot5oqXEAMHaJv.jpg)
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@kofoworola__a Joao Pedro
Chalobah
Reece James
Moises Caicedo
Enzo
Andre Santos I didn't recognize your game.
I've seen the goals and late runs into the box from Strasbourg, ive seen the dirty work for balls.
Now I'm seeing prime Jorginho dropping line breaking passes effortlessly.
Just 21 dude can grow to be one of our most complete midfielders
@betgenuinecom It's a popular opinion please..at this rate he doesn't contribute more to our attack than Sanchez does...
Garancho deserves a seat belt on the bench till we ship him off. Very ridiculous player...
@bellacfc I genuinely pray he doesn't get on the ball but he gets loads of them...no imagination, no creativity, no risks.
Man has been dispossessed more times than I can count, and offers absolutely nothing to the attack.
Poor signing.
My name is Zainab. I’m 27 years old. An SS.
That is, I live with sickle cell disease.
My parents are both AS.
Oh, they They knew.
They were told.
They still married.
They said God approved it. They said love would be enough. They said faith would cover the consequences.
I am the consequence.
I was diagnosed before I was two. My childhood memories are not playgrounds or cartoons,they are; hospitals, needles, and adults whispering when they thought I couldn’t hear.
In primary school, I missed classes so often that teachers stopped asking why. Some classmates thought I was pretending. Some thought I was cursed. I learned early how to smile while feeling different.
By secondary school, the pain episodes became more frequent. I would wake up excited for school and end the day on a hospital bed. I watched my mates grow normally while my life moved in pauses, school, hospital, recovery, repeat.
At 15, I lost my younger brother to sickle cell.
We were both SS.
That day changed me forever.
My parents broke down in front of me — crying, apologizing, saying “We followed faith. We didn’t think…”
But the damage had already been done.
Sometimes I forgive them.
Sometimes I resent them deeply.
Both feelings live in me.
In university, I tried to be normal. I joined sickle cell advocacy groups, volunteered with awareness organizations, spoke at events, encouraged parents to test their genotype. People call me strong. They call me a warrior.
What they don’t see is me crying alone at night after another silent pain episode.
They don’t see the fear that comes with planning a future in a body that doesn’t always cooperate.
And Relationships?
That’s another wound.
I’ve been loved… briefly.
The moment conversations turn serious about marriage, children, commitment….they leave. Some are honest. Some ghost me. Some promise forever and disappear quietly.
One man once said he would do anything for me. He talked about taking me abroad, better care, a life without fear. I believed him. For the first time, my heart rested.
Then one day, he stopped calling.
That heartbreak triggered one of the worst crises I’ve had as an adult. Not because of physical stress but because hope collapsed.
Now I’m older. The pain episodes come differently. Less dramatic, but more exhausting. My body recovers slower. My fears are heavier. I ask myself questions my parents never asked each other.
I am strong, yes.
But I am tired.
If you are AS and the person you love is AS, please love your unborn children enough to stop and think. Faith is not a license to ignore knowledge. I am a proof to that
I didn’t ask to be a lesson.
But if my life can prevent another child from being born into avoidable pain, then my voice matters.
That’s why I’m writing this to you. Because people listens to you and this story needs to be heard. I hope that your audience share this till it reaches those who are about to walk by faith and not by sight, Sickle Cell is real!.
Adeyinka, keep rescuing lives, I love how you raise awareness and say the truth unapologetically, those who do not like you are probably those who wish they could be you. Have you met you?. Oh,I see you Queen Ade💪🏻
Neto should quit football at this rate..there's absolutely nothing productive he does other than run.
Glad Liam is seeing this too.
Heaven don score own goal on earth 😝
This is too loaded…
If you are seeing this, pls don’t scroll past, Just listen to it.
We go again in 2026.
From watching Malouda on the LW, to Hazard and Willian..How did we end up with Garnacho for Christ's sake? 🥹
Proper no 11 and chelsea is leading this game by atleast 2 already.
Pathetic🤦♂️
#NEWCHE
7 Things Learnt from Chelsea 3 - 0 Barcelona | Sayo Aluko
1] If football fans are wise, they'll learn fast not to ever tag Chelsea as underdogs. Stop doing that thing. Stop saying it out loud anywhere. Even though stopping won't diminish the greatness this club displays every time, at least, it will make you sound initiated into the truth. Y'all did it on the night in Munich, the night in Porto, the night in New York, and always, the King of Clubs rub y'all in the mud. You don't have to acknowledge us, but can you stop giving us free fuel? See, Chelsea FC is great by creation [go read the story], whatever we do on the grass to display our royalty is always mere formality. Cloc' it already!
2] I have to give Maresca this one. He might be too much a gambler for my liking, but nothing is touching his ability to effectively read opponents and setup his team and selection to fit. Starting without a pointman today and deploying Neto was not only an ace-move to wreck their highline, the Jamaican speedstardom of our starting attacking trio [Neto-Garna-Estevao] meant Barca's defence were going to suffer till they bucked. And oh gosh, it worked; worked so much Enzo Fernandez had so much space to score twice in '20. Kudos, to our Italian, he cooked today.
3] Of course, he is top 3 in world football right now, but more than that, Caicedo will become too important to the history of football in general. What he did today, and the silence with which he did it, was too cold. He showed me another dimension to his rise today. I was expecting him to boss the midfield, yes, but I wasn't expecting the sweatlessness he used to do it...again, against the much touted Barcelona. Moises cruised that stage without stretching one sinew. I'm certain most people won't really notice him much today, and it was because he looked and played like Baba Yaga, John Wick clearing a room - calm exterior, ruthless efficiency, zero panic, zero survivors. He surgically destroyed anything that moved in the midfield and left no trace of Barcelona's plan. Omo!
4] Cucurella pocketed Lamine 'Brat' Yamal like a professional janitor does keys, assisted for the first goal, and sent Araujo packing. Another human who has not looked back after dusting off his poor start in Chelsea and latching to the high standard this club demands.
5] Fofana was so good, so excellent, it was contagious, because, did you guys see Chalobah today? The duo looked like a covalent bond today, forming a wall that made Sanchez literally go on a vacation. Yamal was on the pitch, Ferran, Fermin, Lewa and Yamal were on the pitch, but I'm sure our goalkeepers mind was sunbathing in Cancun. That was our good the Fofana-Chalobah wall was today.
6] Gusto, I still don't like him. But he is increasingly becoming Maresca's secret weapon. No, not just because it worked today; but because anytime it works, we look unplayable. I'm thinking about it, how he is deployed looks like a weakness turned to strength. I'll watch him in this game again to decipher it better. And Reece James. A fit Reece James, at RM or CM, will give you elite input. When Andrey Santos came on, I felt some pity for Barcelona. Andrey-Caicedo-Enzo now looked like Athos, Porthos, and Aramis demanding honour at their ruthless best.
7] Estevao. The one Barcelona took a flight to come watch in London. Yamal's exercise book must be full of the lessons, particularly on how to talk less, leave boobs, go to church, and talk on the pitch. Again, whoever scouted and secured Estevao Willian for Chelsea needs to be recommended for the Medal of Freedom. I stop myself from imagining the kind of damage an Estevao + Palmer combo will do to teams, and the height of joy it will give us fans. An 18-year old this bold, this sure, this brilliant, in a game I thought the pre-game "Yamal vs Estevao" media buzz would've amounted to too much pressure for him? He shut down my fears with a this talismanic goal? Ah! Fear . This . Chelsea!
_
Konisewu ©️ sayo aluko
![thesayoaluko's tweet photo. 7 Things Learnt from Chelsea 3 - 0 Barcelona | Sayo Aluko
1] If football fans are wise, they'll learn fast not to ever tag Chelsea as underdogs. Stop doing that thing. Stop saying it out loud anywhere. Even though stopping won't diminish the greatness this club displays every time, at least, it will make you sound initiated into the truth. Y'all did it on the night in Munich, the night in Porto, the night in New York, and always, the King of Clubs rub y'all in the mud. You don't have to acknowledge us, but can you stop giving us free fuel? See, Chelsea FC is great by creation [go read the story], whatever we do on the grass to display our royalty is always mere formality. Cloc' it already!
2] I have to give Maresca this one. He might be too much a gambler for my liking, but nothing is touching his ability to effectively read opponents and setup his team and selection to fit. Starting without a pointman today and deploying Neto was not only an ace-move to wreck their highline, the Jamaican speedstardom of our starting attacking trio [Neto-Garna-Estevao] meant Barca's defence were going to suffer till they bucked. And oh gosh, it worked; worked so much Enzo Fernandez had so much space to score twice in '20. Kudos, to our Italian, he cooked today.
3] Of course, he is top 3 in world football right now, but more than that, Caicedo will become too important to the history of football in general. What he did today, and the silence with which he did it, was too cold. He showed me another dimension to his rise today. I was expecting him to boss the midfield, yes, but I wasn't expecting the sweatlessness he used to do it...again, against the much touted Barcelona. Moises cruised that stage without stretching one sinew. I'm certain most people won't really notice him much today, and it was because he looked and played like Baba Yaga, John Wick clearing a room - calm exterior, ruthless efficiency, zero panic, zero survivors. He surgically destroyed anything that moved in the midfield and left no trace of Barcelona's plan. Omo!
4] Cucurella pocketed Lamine 'Brat' Yamal like a professional janitor does keys, assisted for the first goal, and sent Araujo packing. Another human who has not looked back after dusting off his poor start in Chelsea and latching to the high standard this club demands.
5] Fofana was so good, so excellent, it was contagious, because, did you guys see Chalobah today? The duo looked like a covalent bond today, forming a wall that made Sanchez literally go on a vacation. Yamal was on the pitch, Ferran, Fermin, Lewa and Yamal were on the pitch, but I'm sure our goalkeepers mind was sunbathing in Cancun. That was our good the Fofana-Chalobah wall was today.
6] Gusto, I still don't like him. But he is increasingly becoming Maresca's secret weapon. No, not just because it worked today; but because anytime it works, we look unplayable. I'm thinking about it, how he is deployed looks like a weakness turned to strength. I'll watch him in this game again to decipher it better. And Reece James. A fit Reece James, at RM or CM, will give you elite input. When Andrey Santos came on, I felt some pity for Barcelona. Andrey-Caicedo-Enzo now looked like Athos, Porthos, and Aramis demanding honour at their ruthless best.
7] Estevao. The one Barcelona took a flight to come watch in London. Yamal's exercise book must be full of the lessons, particularly on how to talk less, leave boobs, go to church, and talk on the pitch. Again, whoever scouted and secured Estevao Willian for Chelsea needs to be recommended for the Medal of Freedom. I stop myself from imagining the kind of damage an Estevao + Palmer combo will do to teams, and the height of joy it will give us fans. An 18-year old this bold, this sure, this brilliant, in a game I thought the pre-game "Yamal vs Estevao" media buzz would've amounted to too much pressure for him? He shut down my fears with a this talismanic goal? Ah! Fear . This . Chelsea!
_
Konisewu ©️ sayo aluko](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G6ot5oxXEAAS5dx.jpg)
Cucurella with Lamine Yamal today
@CFCPys Having seen how critical you can be of him when underperforming, I'm glad you give him credit when it is due too.
Enzo was very solid today on both creative and defensive fronts.
This video will teach you how to eliminate fear‼️💯
@kofoworola__a Rola your favorite team dey stress me o 😔
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