Nick Rubertone

nicks most ignorant/stupid quotes

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" you are swine"

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"Do a flip and land on my Dick"

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"NO NOAH STAHHHP"

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"SHUT DA FUCK UP"

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"I've got the meat sweats"

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"I just cried about 8 oz. of tears"

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"Ham fight!"

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"How much does a pound weigh"

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"Clearly Donald trumps a smart guy, he knows how to build a wall"

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"I got sunburn at the mountain today because the sun rays reminisced off the snow and hit my face"

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"If I try realllllly hard, I can see the air."

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"We're going to Albany? Will we get to see the Statue of Liberty?"

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"How are we gonna see the Eiffel Tower, it only comes out at night"

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"I bet the guy who invented water made a lot of money"