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crab rangoon fan account

[Michelle Obama @MichelleObama]

Happy birthday to my favorite thoughtful guy. Love you, always, @BarackObama. 🥰

[Shaun Johnson @ShyBucketGetter]

I thought my swag was just different but I may be autistic

[grovy @grovymango]

Happy pride to single bisexuals who cant pull any gender

[Ben🍀 @macdotwav]

I call my girl sneeze bc her gazoon tight

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

Caffeine is getting weaker. 300mg of caffeine used to mean something in this country

[ɳყαɦ! @JINKIESBTCH]

hate when i get ignored Oh yeah let’s all ignore the really weird and pretty girl

[jár @jarodzsz]

i'm letting it linger today idgaf

[Ryan 🥣 @ryanposting]

I hate it when shit is unbeknownst to me

[Froggenþuſiaſt @Froggenthusias1]

Minecraft proves that abolishing child labour was a mistake. The children yearn for the mines.

[Wøe ☥ @Woeotto]

Mfs be like “milk is nasty” then be 5’4

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

"square tf up bitch" – oil on canvas

[Tommy Bayer @tommybayertime]

Finding $15 sitting in my Venmo balance and treating it like it’s my offshore bank account

[Drewberz @buddy_ferrara]

gonna be the coolest house on the block this Halloween

[John Pavlovitz Official @johnpavlovitz]

Wait, so gun control laws aren’t going to help prevent shootings but laws against abortion are supposed to stop abortions?