Baz

SE on a weekday... Your girl still gives me good morning texts

[Baz @ImBaz_]

Ignorance is bliss episode 1 out now - https://t.co/TMvMKtq0lH

[utdreport @utdreport]

Sir Alex Ferguson congratulated PSG president Nasser al-Khelaïfi after their Champions League final win over Arsenal. His message: "Well done, it was a tough night for you, but you played against a boring team that did nothing but defend. Enjoy your holidays, you deserve it." [@lequipe]

[Z @ZAYN_Z7]

This is dark man

[Extra Time Indonesia @idextratime]

PSG x Nike x Jordan x Dior 🧊🥶

[The Herald @heraldscotland]

The Bank of Scotland has unveiled a limited edition £20 note featuring an image inspired by Scott McTominay’s famous overhead kick

https://t.co/dLMwJkffeM

[Adam McKola @AdamMcKola]

0/20. Well done boys, good process.

[Premier League @premierleague]

Bruno Fernandes' journey to equalling the single season Premier League assist record 🪄

🔴 @ManUtd

[De Niro @AJDeniro]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Casemiro @Casemiro]

There are places we pass through in life… and there are places that become part of who we are.
Manchester will forever be my home.

To the city, the club, and every supporter, my sincerest thank you. These past four years have been unforgettable, filled with moments my family and I will carry with us for the rest of our lives. There simply aren’t enough words to describe the happiness and warmth we’ve felt here.

Thank you for every cheer, every memory, and for making us feel at home from the very first day.

Forever a Red Devil ❤️

[Statman Dave @StatmanDave]

Bryan Mbeumo, Matheus Cunha and Benjamin Šeško have all scored 10+ in the Premier League this season.

It’s the first time in the competition’s history that three forwards have reached double figures in their debut campaign for a new club.

What a window. 🔝

[Ariel Givner @GivnerAriel]

As an IP nerd, I love this.

AP’s trademark loss means they lost the moat around their octagonal bezel and tapisserie dial.

So what did they do? License the crown jewels to Swatch for a flood of legit affordable “Royal Pop” pieces.

A masterclass in damage control.

[The Net Daily @TheNetDaily]

Getting RKO'd by a monkey is a wild story to tell the grandkids

[Happy Punch @HappyPunch]

One of the nastiest cases of “f*ck around and find out” just went down in Korean MMA

Straight out of a movie 😳

[fer velasquez @FeernaVelasquez]

A veces pienso que el PES 6 fue una casualidad de Konami. Porque hiciste el mejor juego de fútbol de la historia y en vez de seguir esa línea te esforzarte todos los años por hacerlo mierda

[Tom Richardson. @tommyr345]

In London hireable Lime scooters top out at 12.5 mph.

That means that if you rode one round the London marathon course at top speed, never braking or backing off, by the time Sawe had finished you'd be more than a mile behind him.

Absolute madness - as someone pointed out!

[Sxnti @PeakSxnti]

💔💔💔💔

[Courtz 🇯🇲 @OfficialCourtz]

Free to watch on ITV, 19:45pm kick off, no HD, no VAR, 4 team group phase, Clive Tyldesley on commentary 🤌🏾

The beautiful game before it was ruined 😢🕊️

[(fan) Adry @Adry___RM]

Simeone: "La trampa del fuera de juego del Barcelona no funcionará contra nosotros"

Periodista: "¿Por qué?"

Simeone: "No atacaremos"

[Baz @ImBaz_]

Only person I want Iliman Ndiaye

[utdreport @utdreport]

#mufc current options for the left-wing position:

- Morgan Rogers
- Yan Diomande
- Iliman Ndiaye

[@SkySportsNews]

[Bd@irB@ll @Bd_irB_ll]

I can't stop laughing this is some of the best TV ever made djsjjdsjksksk

[Trilly @YoungsTeflon]

This like the guy who slides off someone’s kettle when they getting rushed 😭 he even walked off like a thief omdz