Amy Kahn - Salacious B Puns

Short Shameless Confessor of Short Shameful Confessions
Yes, and... YES, and... YES, AND!!!!
It's ok to do things by the book as long as you're the author.

[Amy Kahn - Salacious B Puns @ImprovGal2]

The Barbie Movie has earned a billion dollars at the box office. Unfortunately it will lose its entire value once removed from the box office.

[Amy Kahn - Salacious B Puns @ImprovGal2]

@josielawrence1 Happiest of birthdays, Josie!!!

[Neil Mullarkey @NeilMullarkey]

But what were the previous two places I visited? #Fibonacci

[Amy Kahn - Salacious B Puns @ImprovGal2]

Not switching to aluminum-free deodorant because I want to be recycled.

[Amy Kahn - Salacious B Puns @ImprovGal2]

... as opposed to the daily grind of Burgertory

[The New Yorker @NewYorker]

A cartoon by Lonnie Millsap. #NewYorkerCartoons

See more from this week’s issue: https://t.co/xDn7eWmMFK

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It's a spore world after all

[New York Post @nypost]

Disney World faces claims of dangerous black mold infestations: 'The magic is lost' https://t.co/XWLqYEnT1h

[Amy Kahn - Salacious B Puns @ImprovGal2]

@Mangum1 Optimistically still single use and flushable.

[Amy Kahn - Salacious B Puns @ImprovGal2]

@Mangum1 The Treasury says we have to round down to 95% now.

[Amy Kahn - Salacious B Puns @ImprovGal2]

@TheBradSherwood Loved his story "The Tell-Tale Charizard"!

[Amy Kahn - Salacious B Puns @ImprovGal2]

@BenPack3521 @Mangum1 Congrats, @BenPack3521 ! Enjoy the trip!

[Amy Kahn - Salacious B Puns @ImprovGal2]

@Mangum1 "Dear John,"
(how ex engagement works)

[Amy Kahn - Salacious B Puns @ImprovGal2]

Happy annual tradition of counting how many friends complain about not recognizing some of the Macy's parade performers!

[Amy Kahn - Salacious B Puns @ImprovGal2]

@Mangum1 Now show me on the shopping list where Trader Joe hurt you.

[Amy Kahn - Salacious B Puns @ImprovGal2]

@Mangum1 It's Trader Joe's. Give it a few months and the unhealthy chemical schlock will be rotated out of season.
Now, kindly step away from my sour cream & onion packing material.

[Amy Kahn - Salacious B Puns @ImprovGal2]

I guess this Halloween we get to worry about our cyanide being laced with Tylenol.

[Amy Kahn - Salacious B Puns @ImprovGal2]

I've consumed so many microplastics that my inner child is a Mold-A-Rama.

[Amy Kahn - Salacious B Puns @ImprovGal2]

@Mangum1 Relating way too hard to this!

[Amy Kahn - Salacious B Puns @ImprovGal2]

Serving size: 2 cups

[NBC Los Angeles @NBCLA]

Frida and OddFellows, a small ice cream company based in New York, have collaborated to sell breast milk-flavored ice cream. https://t.co/h4ap3xHlg5

[Amy Kahn - Salacious B Puns @ImprovGal2]

Late to a Teams call because it took so many attempts to pass the CAPTCHA that I started questioning my own humanity.

[Amy Kahn - Salacious B Puns @ImprovGal2]

Osbourne 1948 - Osdied 2025

[Amy Kahn - Salacious B Puns @ImprovGal2]

Coldplay & foreplay is the new Netflix & chill.