Imran Yusuf

The Super Saiyan Champion of The Universe.

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Fancy a bit of funny? Follow me on your favourite social media and come see me live sometime 😂❤️

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Tuesday 30th June!

I am supporting Calais Appeal who are working in solidarity with refugees and people on the move stuck at the France-UK border, where they experience daily human rights violations and a lack of access to basic essentials.

TICKETS: https://t.co/ArlOh3Rsep

[The Comedy Store, UK @comedystoreuk]

It's the season 2 finale!

Get your week started with a laugh with Catherine Bohart, Imran Yusuf, and Troy Hawke!

Watch and listen on Spotify on https://t.co/mxvRLogvgs

#mondaymorning #podcast #comedypodcast #standupcomedy #thecomedystorelondon

[Humza Yousaf @HumzaYousaf]

A UN Commission concludes that Palestinian children have been deliberately targeted and killed by Israel.

Investigators say they found cases where children were allegedly shot in vital organs using precision weapons.

How much more proof do you need that a genocide is occurring?

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Cast Jake Lloyd in a new #StarWars

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There is no way I cannot not see it as Doctor Congo.

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@BrendanBlaber very funny, also Nintendo's lawyers will be at your front door in the morning ;-D

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The sun raptures the oceans transforming water into vapour, invisible to the human eye. Vapour is reborn as a new water in the heavens, in time sent back to land in a ceremonial rebirth to feed the earth and its myriad lifeforms. Form and transformation in an infinte loop.

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@ArgonautGames_ Ah, well it was a good run and I enjoyed my short time there. Nice to see Argonaut back x

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@Clarkey9 some are easily brainwashed, but not true patriots like me. Stop the Americanisation of English. #Football

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Any Englishman who uses the word 'soccer' commits treason. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
#football

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Every action has an unequal and pointless reaction video.

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Me and my first Gong Meister from many moons ago, John 'ForTheGirls' at Dave Vickers' final farewell at Banana Cabaret.

Photo:: Steve Best

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When the hecklers get spicy, I'm ready...

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If you play fairly with others who play fairly, all is good. But if you play fairly with those who play unfairly, and who conceal that they're playing unfairly, you will not know you are walking into a trap.

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@One_Way_Home Why is this guy mocking my girlfriend's video messages, and where did he get them?

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Bring back the old algorithm.
#MakeTwitterGreatAgain

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Genius takes some time to manifest, so check out my work in progress show at @CamdenComedy on 17 May.
TICKETS - https://t.co/AfIniju66h

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See me in #Crookhaven on @BBCiPlayer as Mr Khan; The Head of Deception, at the world's greatest academy of 'crooks' who are saving the world!

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@jogandosemhype SUPERB!