INTHEWHALE

Stream: // Buy: // We make a lot of noise for just two guys // Almost metal // Denver, CO, USA

[INTHEWHALE @inthewhale]

PATRIOTS LOSE

[INTHEWHALE @inthewhale]

Fuckin special teams amirite

[INTHEWHALE @inthewhale]

I need to see a barrage of touchdowns from here on out to make up for that boring ass 3 quarters

[INTHEWHALE @inthewhale]

I will laugh my ass off of the Seahawks kicker is named the Super Bowl MVP

[Colin Quinn @iamcolinquinn]

If you show up as a guest at a Super Bowl party and they offer you a chair say “I’ve earned the couch” and plop down in the corner nearest the lamp. Then wink at a guest you don’t know and say “that’s how it’s done, needle nose”.

[INTHEWHALE @inthewhale]

Fuck yeah all of the Americas

[INTHEWHALE @inthewhale]

Fuck yeah all of North America

[INTHEWHALE @inthewhale]

If someone told me in 1994 that Snoop Dogg would be one of the lead commentators for the 2026 winter olympics, I would have told that person to eat my entire ass.

[its only Joe @JoeTheCynic]

For those mad that Bad Bunny will performing mostly Spanish at halftime and won’t understand, we’ve been listening to Pearl Jam for years and still don’t know what Eddie Vedder is saying

[jesse @jess_eortiz]

Today is a huge day for people who performatively don’t care about sports. It’s like their super bowl

[INTHEWHALE @inthewhale]

Oh my God coinbase fuck you for that

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

🏈 Super Bowl Winners by Country Since 2000

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[INTHEWHALE @inthewhale]

This game is booooooring!

[INTHEWHALE @inthewhale]

I tell you hwat Patriots are taking it to em

[Gimbie, off to nowhere🥧🌺💚 @Z33R0K]

Listening to @inthewhale in the car today, great driving music. Great band, highly recommended. Saw them open for @LocalH at the grogshop

[INTHEWHALE @inthewhale]

There are still a few final tour posters available for purchase!

https://t.co/cBteV1aQod

[INTHEWHALE @inthewhale]

We've capitalized from people buying our merch, getting too drunk at the show, losing our merch, and having to buy it a second time online roughly 3 dozen times in this band's lifespan

[INTHEWHALE @inthewhale]

Lucha Libre and Laughs go for it

[INTHEWHALE @inthewhale]

The van will cross 500,000 miles on this trip. The circle will be complete soon.

[INTHEWHALE @inthewhale]

See you guys tonight in Laramie. 7:30. First come first served. This is the last time INTHEWHALE will ever perform live. Let's bang our heads one more time!