space cadet

I have to return some videotapes

[space cadet @inutero]

@Kallavan24 @RavenValkyra @RicoBand2 @RealKhalilU when did the man say he loved and cherished this girl tho? they’re not even exclusive 💀

[space cadet @inutero]

@JoshLekach this guys responds to your unwarranted thread with grace and kindness and you’re STILL not just leaving him tf alone?

we get it. you think he’s weird. time to move on with your life.

[space cadet @inutero]

@Chemicaljasmine the edges are slightly curved so it passes (but just barely 🤏🏻)

[space cadet @inutero]

how many taylor swift related words do I have to block before I stop seeing her stuff on my tl please I’m begging y’all 😭

[space cadet @inutero]

does anyone pick like one song a week that keeps them grounded to reality or am I just mentally ill

[first ethical space cowboy @cowboybecsbop]

fighting demons (the urge to naruto run)

[space cadet @inutero]

shoutout to the dunkin employee that put their whole pussy in my iced coffee today I love u

[space cadet @inutero]

can’t get out of bed until I’ve given my cat his daily forehead kisses

[first ethical space cowboy @cowboybecsbop]

seems like nobody calls it jizz anymore. we used to be a proper country

[Sahana Srinivasan @sahana_srini]

I’m like “one minute I feel so insecure and the next I have god complex!!!!” and the god complex is me thinking I am probably an okay person to hang out with

[space cadet @inutero]

@Chemicaljasmine @emilyyy_217 yes I love them!!

[space cadet @inutero]

the ultimatum on netflix is absolutely toxic reality trash and I’m here for it

[nico @byenico]

if u ever feel bad about urself just remember a man is out there watching an alpha male youtube video rn

[space cadet @inutero]

@itsladydeviant they’re going to a conference

[space cadet @inutero]

listening to missy elliott and getting the uncontrollable urge to pop my pussy while on break at work

[NANCY DREW @notoriousPEY]

I didn’t get logged out of Spotify because I’m sexy

[Mike Tyson @MikeTyson]

I don’t understand why people would want to get rid of pigeons. They don’t bother no one.

[sher🥺 @sherrysworld]

my friends when i can’t do basic math

[space cadet @inutero]

am I 25 years old? yes. do I currently have beef with a literal 9 year old? also yes.