Indexes Are Magic

Indexes are Magic(R). Ask me about making your databases faster.

BlueSky: @IndexesAreMagic.bsky.social

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All my friends have moved to BlueSky, so I'm going over there with them.

My friends at DCAC have created a starter pack on BlueSky that you can use to connect with all of them. https://t.co/Qz3PEWpNJZ

See everyone over there.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

Holy shit! Trump just laid out his plans to be a dictator. Where the hell is the media??

“You have to get out and vote. You won’t have to do it anymore. Four years, it will be fixed, it will be fine…In four years, you won’t have to vote again.”

[DCAC - @dcac.com on BSky @DCACco]

https://t.co/PuBlxrRk6w Heading to #sqlpass or Microsoft #Ignite? Register for DCAC's annual Karaoke party on Nov 14, 2023. Fun, meeting new friends, and free drinks (if you get signed up soon).

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@sqlatspeed @Citadel93 You rang?

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It is almost time for the final day for #sqlbits.

Be sure to take advantage of the final day to swing buy, grab some D&D dice from @DCACco (there's a full set of 7 dice in our gift bags), say hi to the team and get some stickers (the one of me is the best).

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Don't forget to come by the @DCACco booth at #sqlbits and talk to our team, say high and get your dice (they told me what's in the bag) and the sticker of ME!

[Meagan Longoria @MMarie]

Hey, @SQLBits #PowerBI people! It's 12 minutes to AMA time. Join us in the auditorium. We've got Kasper and Prathy and Patrick and Alberto and Chris and Gabby. Come and ask the others some difficult questions! 😁

[Indexes Are Magic @IndexesAreMagic]

Hey I see @jdanton speaking on the screen in the exhibit hall. Check out his session and our booth at #sqlbits.

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Don't forget to come by the @DCACco booth at #sqlbits and talk to our team, say high and get your dice (they told me what's in the bag) and the sticker of ME!

[Indexes Are Magic @IndexesAreMagic]

If you are at #sqlbits, come to the @DCACco booth, get your badge scanned, and tell friends at the booth that "Indexes Are Magic" to get one of my stickers!

They are limited edition, so you'll need to ask to get one. Don't forget to grab one of our mystery bags as well.

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Hey, I can watch @MMarie speaking from the @DCACco booth. So cool that #sqlbits plays sessions on the exhibit hall wall.

[Indexes Are Magic @IndexesAreMagic]

If you are at #sqlbits, come to the @DCACco booth, get your badge scanned, and tell friends at the booth that "Indexes Are Magic" to get one of my stickers!

They are limited edition, so you'll need to ask to get one. Don't forget to grab one of our mystery bags as well.

[Indexes Are Magic @IndexesAreMagic]

If you are at #sqlbits, come to the @DCACco booth, get your badge scanned, and tell friends at the booth that "Indexes Are Magic" to get one of my stickers!

They are limited edition, so you'll need to ask to get one. Don't forget to grab one of our mystery bags as well.

[Indexes Are Magic @IndexesAreMagic]

OMG, I'm on the #sqlbits booth. Like front and center. I look amazing. Come and say hi and take your pic with me.

[Indexes Are Magic @IndexesAreMagic]

It's time for #sqlbits. If can't wait to see the surprises that the @DCACco team has setup.

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On our way to #sqlbits We checked out some tower made by a guy named Gustave Eiffel.

It looks cool, but it's not database performance tuning cool.

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Or swag is on its way to #sqlbits. Can't wait to open these and see what is in them.

Come by our booth, talk to my people about #sqlserver, #Azure, #AWS (or any #cloud) or just saw high and grab some SWAG. We'll be there all week.

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@SQLBits @DCACco @mrdenny I don't know. The suspence is killing me.

They probably won't tell me, because they know that I'll tell everyone.

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The @DCACco #swag for the #sqlbits booth has arrived.

The bags look like something good is inside them, but @mrdenny won't tell me what it is. Guess I'll find out at @SQLBits like everyone else.

(Yes all I have is this picture.)

#sqlserver #conference #sqlpass #Azure #AWS

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@NathanMcNulty @SwiftOnSecurity You rang? I'm magical.

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Here's a pic of my friends @jdanton, @SQLEspresso, and @SqlrUs talking about work that they've done at one of @DCACco's clients.

I'm pretty sure that I heard my favorite phrase in there as well.

#sqlpass #sqlbits #sqlserver #Azure #aws

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@EQR94 is doing his video for our #sqlbits booth.

Looking at the schedule... The @DCACco team seems to have forgotten to add me on. This seems to be a mistake. I'm going to need to talk to someone about this.

#sqlserver #Azure #AWS #SQL