Columbus Indiana Official

Fresh to death updates straight outta whatever temp or intern happens to be assigned to the Windows 98 computer in City Hall basement (satire, obvi)

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Hey guys that thing we promised wouldn't be a problem is still an absolute problem so please continue to avoid the people trail by the river until it's safe which will be never

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I swear we never once expected to see the people trail right next to a river get flooded when it rained, literally nobody saw that coming here

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Due to our overwhelming spending on new art installations and the unforeseen snowstorm, we've had to force 7 former city employees out of retirement to help out. Please be sure to thank them and hand them a Tylenol when you see them!

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North Vernon has plenty of drugs, but I don't hear anything about toppling that hellhole

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Ricky seems like a cool hang tbh. Hope you can find him, I'd love to share some guac with him.

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Congratulations to this month's top performers!

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We have been asked many times if we're doing OK and the answer is 100% no, but at least we'll never be Greensburg

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Police taking tips too? Times are hard out here fr

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They should start a band. 11 grams and a traffic ticket.

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PSA: you can reach out to us at any time on our website with a question, comment, or concern, and we will do our best to completely ignore it. Your tax increases paid for school funding, not customer service.

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The birds are watching you back, stay safe and trust nobody

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Pounding glizzies, plowing blizzies. https://t.co/aIFzhecbMR

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Breaking: city council has voted 7-2 to make the Shorty's tenderloins building a historical landmark. The 2 No's were vegans.

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Just so you know, we weren't kidding about updating our police dogs to include all of the goodest boys.

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Due to recent budget cuts, we're proud to announce that we'll be slowly phasing out our K9s with rescues from the humane society. Mommy is a corgi mix that's not very athletic and scared of trash cans but will do just about anything for cheese. Welcome to the force!

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Due to recent budget cuts, we're proud to announce that we'll be slowly phasing out our K9s with rescues from the humane society. Mommy is a corgi mix that's not very athletic and scared of trash cans but will do just about anything for cheese. Welcome to the force!

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Sometimes you crank that Soulja Boy and sometimes that Soulja Boy cranks you

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Today only until 4:30 we'll waive your speeding ticket if you come in and give us a compliment

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Our beautiful library, designed by renowned architect I.M. Pei, is a hub for all walks of life in Columbus, from young children learning the joy of reading, to divorced parents meeting up for custody transfers. #architecture #arts #discovercolumbus

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Just FYI, the speed limit posted is more of a suggestion.

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The new mayor just started following us. In other news, we just found out who the new mayor is.