Jen Offord

Writer/producer/speaker of words for @standardissueUK podcast. Author of #TheYearOfTheRobin. Repped by @llmonts. Improbable Olympics & Beyonce enthusiast.

[Jen Offord @inspireajen]

*Changes every single profile picture ever*

Thanks for having me @CAFCofficial, looking forward to seeing my interview about #TheYearOfTheRobin in the coming weeks.

(And of course you can pre-order here: https://t.co/7dE1SzOslh)

[Jen Offord @inspireajen]

I can't watch this. Did they make Ian Beale do another sporting montage?

[Chris @CTNI88]

I can't put into words how angry I am at this

[Paul Brand @PaulBrandITV]

But a rainbow bucket hat is too political?

[Standard Issue @StandardIssueUK]

In today’s podcast, @inspireajen talks to Beatriz Garcia-Velasco, co-curator of Tate Modern's new exhibition, Frida: The Making of an Icon, Frida Kahlo's life and work, and the way in which she's been adopted as a cultural icon. Dig in! https://t.co/L1Vk8LFKbz

[Dotun & Tim @BrazilShirtPod]

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Today's World Cup daily with Dotun, @inspireajen & @tomandrewstew:

https://t.co/Bjlm6ZnWIp

[Standard Issue @StandardIssueUK]

In this week’s Bush Telegraph, @thatdunleavy and @inspireajen are chatting about a swampy Washington, Keir Starmer's resignation, sexism live from the ITV kitchen, and some elderly nuns hoping Scotland don’t come home too soon. Dig in! https://t.co/rw9cp2rHTX

[Jen Offord @inspireajen]

@MarkMachado @BrazilShirtPod @KavinkaCreates 😂

[Jen Offord @inspireajen]

God bless you producer @MarkMachado for using this photo of me that is at least 12 years old - I appreciate you. And I'm on @BrazilShirtPod a bit over this World Cup.

[Dotun & Tim @BrazilShirtPod]

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The Brazilian Shirt Name Daily is here

Featuring Dotun, @inspireajen & @TheRealMiguelLP:

https://t.co/kEtV1UJTss

[Jen Offord @inspireajen]

@MarkMachado @BrazilShirtPod @KavinkaCreates Thanks @KavinkaCreates!

[Standard Issue @StandardIssueUK]

In this week's Rated or Dated, we revisit 1981's The Great Muppet Caper. Can it top @ThatDunleavy’s love for The Muppet Christmas Carol? What has @Inspireajen’s daughter written in her notes? And what has @MicksterNoonan got on her feet? Dig in! https://t.co/JUlVaLI7kp

[Standard Issue @StandardIssueUK]

In today's podcast, @inspireajen chats to journalist @kvlmason about accusations of misconduct in football, the options legally available to clubs, alienation of female fans, and whether misogyny really is rife in the men’s game. Dig in! https://t.co/JUlVaLI7kp

[Standard Issue @StandardIssueUK]

🗞 BUSH! Telegraph 📣
@inspireajen & @MicksterNoonan talk thick as mince headlines, more body ‘correcting’ jabs, World Cup nonsense, online child sex abuse and women being harassed by men on trains – no wonder British women are fuming.
Listen here: https://t.co/HaEMyQ4CWo

[Jen Offord @inspireajen]

I'm running the London Marathon next year for @samaritans in memory of my brother, Stephen. If you read my book or any articles I wrote about losing a loved one to suicide, or listened to my @thegriefcast episode, I'd be so grateful if you sponsored me https://t.co/jjc7dUWEHL

[Henry Winter @henrywinter]

Karen Hills wins WSL2 Manager of the Year. Ahead of Amy Merricks and Jo Potter. #LMAawards.

[Jen Offord @inspireajen]

And yet you have been more than happy to participate in said vacuum until now. This is bad for Labour and bad for the country. Just do your jobs, you careerist shits.

[Jen Offord @inspireajen]

My take, FWIW, is that this is not showing the best of @UKLabour as a whole, rather than Starmer singularly. Just get on with your actual jobs, pls.

[Standard Issue @StandardIssueUK]

In today's Bush Telegraph, @thatdunleavy and @inspireajen look at the wholesale batshittery of the reaction to last week's local elections, plus added nuns and WSL action. Dig in! https://t.co/ZSbF4W1CPM

[Jen Offord @inspireajen]

@AvisJonathan87 @CAFCofficial @CAFCWomen If you don't want to go, that's absolutely fair enough. But why bother actually making the effort to pour negativity on a wonderful achievement? Not saying anything is also possible.

[Jen Offord @inspireajen]

Lyra has been begging me to see some "girl football" all season, so I'm taking her and some of her little buddies on Saturday. Did I mention its NINE POUNDS for an adult and an under 18??

[Charlton Athletic Women @CAFCWomen]

Our final league fixture against Birmingham City this Saturday will be the highest attended home game at The Valley in 20 years with over 2️⃣5️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ tickets sold 💥

Join us for the season finale 🔥‼️

#cafc

[Charlton Athletic Women @CAFCWomen]

A message from Karen ahead of Saturday ❤️

#cafc

[Jen Offord @inspireajen]

*I was going to do a "technically Birmingham wouldn't get promoted if they won and..." follow up, but I realised my maths was bad, as per usual.

[Jen Offord @inspireajen]

I don't come on here much these days (mostly here https://t.co/XtiHmXRdKB) but it's my moral duty to tell you that it costs £9 for an adult AND an under-18 ticket to @CAFCWomen v Birmingham City at The Valley on saturday, and whoever wins gets promoted to the WSL*. NINE POUNDS.