67 year old Madonna releases shocking video promoting toilet hookups and gay hookup app Grindr featuring Kate Moss, Benedict Cumberbatch and Richard E. Grant ahead of her new album release.
🇨🇦 WORLD’S LARGEST CANADIAN FLAG
Just dropped on Grouse Mountain, 160 x 80 metres of pure maple glory, unfurled by 70+ people and visible from across Metro Vancouver!
This is how you welcome the FIFA World Cup 🤝🇨🇦⚽️
We love you @BGALLY17 !! You will forever be a @CanadiensMTL to all of us. We know you want to stay and we all wish you could. I know I will miss you. Your heart, your fire, your energy and your leadership. You embody what being a #hab means. Thank you. ❤️
Carey Price has retired. Brendan Gallagher has now confirmed he played his final game as a Montreal Canadien. 😢
Two defining faces of a generation are gone.
The end of an era in Montreal.
#Gohabsgo
Chaque génération de hockeyeuses et de hockeyeurs a ses héros. Pour un grand nombre de Canadiennes et de Canadiens, Claude Lemieux était l’un d’entre eux.
21 saisons. Quatre Coupes Stanley. Une carrière remarquable et un héritage qui perdurera.
Merci pour tout, Claude.
Un parcours incroyable avec les partisans les plus passionnés qui soient. Merci d’avoir été derrière nous tout au long de l’année 🫶
An incredible run with the most passionate fans in the game. Thank you for being with us every step of the way
#GoHabsGo
This is a really good series. Its based on former Canadiens players and the common theme so far has been their struggles off ice. This puts a lot of the recent news into perspective. Hard to watch today.
Think about it before sending that nasty tweet and who you might be inadvertently hurting. We're all guilty of it at times......
https://t.co/0AChDX5bqh
Why the Canadiens are falling hard in round three and it’s not why you seem to think.
The difficult to read reasons and some not so difficult in this Call Of The Wilde for Global Montreal.
https://t.co/BSDWMEzO8q
Elon Musk just gave away the final test for artificial intelligence.
He was laughing when he said it.
Nikhil Kamath asked what kind of comedy he likes.
Musk: “I guess I like absurdist humor. Like Monty Python or something like that.”
Sounds like a throwaway line.
It’s not.
Absurdist humor doesn’t exaggerate reality. It holds reality still long enough for you to see how broken it already is.
It doesn’t argue. Doesn’t persuade. Just makes the truth so obvious that laughing is the only honest response left.
Kamath named it.
Kamath: “The role of the jester was so important to every kingdom because they said things in a funny way that could not be said in a straight way.”
Every kingdom had a court jester.
Not for entertainment. For survival.
The jester was the only person who could tell the king he was wrong and walk out alive.
Not the advisor. Not the general. Not the priest.
The one wearing bells.
Because wrapping truth in a joke makes it impossible to punish without proving the joke right.
That’s not comedy. That’s the oldest weapon in civilization.
And Musk is building it into a machine.
He told Kamath to try something on Grok.
Musk: “Say vulgar roast yourself on Grok and it’s gonna do unspeakable things to you.”
He was laughing.
But a machine that can roast you has to understand you first.
Your insecurities. Your contradictions. The distance between what you project and what you are.
That’s not language processing. That’s psychological modeling.
Kamath asked if Musk uses humor to say things he can’t say with a straight face.
Musk: “We don’t want to have a humorless society.”
He wasn’t stating a preference. He was issuing a warning.
Humor is the pressure valve that keeps civilizations from snapping under the weight of their own rules.
Remove it and every unsayable truth becomes an explosion instead of a punchline.
Every dictator in history understood this.
The first thing they silenced wasn’t the journalists.
It was the comedians.
A journalist can be discredited. A professor can be dismissed.
A joke that lands never leaves the room.
You can’t unlaugh.
What happens when AI gets genuinely funny?
Not template funny. Not scripted. Funny in a way that makes you uncomfortable. Because it saw something you thought was hidden.
It means the machine has mapped the space between what people say and what people mean.
That’s not a software update. That’s comprehension of the human condition.
Musk isn’t building a comedy bot.
He’s testing whether artificial intelligence can close the last gap between processing words and understanding people.
Humor has always been that gap.
The day a machine makes you laugh at yourself without being told to is the day it knows you better than you do.
And you won’t be afraid when it happens.
You’ll be too busy laughing to notice.
Elon Musk just answered the one question behind every company he’s ever built.
It has nothing to do with money.
Musk: “The image in my mind is of a tiny candle in a vast darkness. A tiny candle of consciousness that could easily go out.”
The universe is 13.8 billion years old.
For almost all of that, nothing existed that could think.
Nothing could feel.
Nothing could wonder why it was here.
Stars burned for billions of years and nothing ever knew what light was.
Then on one rock, orbiting one unremarkable star, in one galaxy among two trillion others, matter arranged itself into something that could ask a question.
That’s you.
You are atoms forged inside a collapsing star billions of years ago that somehow learned to read this sentence.
Musk: “We have 9,000 satellites up there, and not once have we had to maneuver around an alien spaceship.”
No signals. No visitors. No wreckage.
93 billion light-years of observable space and nothing but silence.
That silence might be the most important data point in human history.
Because what happened on this planet might not have happened anywhere else.
Not once in 13.8 billion years.
Musk: “I think we need to assume that life and consciousness is extremely rare, and it might only be us.”
If that’s true, every company he’s ever built makes perfect sense.
SpaceX exists to make consciousness multi-planetary before a single asteroid turns 4 billion years of evolution into debris.
Tesla exists to stop us from poisoning the only atmosphere we have.
Neuralink exists because biology has an expiration date and consciousness might not have to.
These aren’t businesses.
They’re survival architecture for the only awareness the universe has ever produced.
People debate the posts. Mock the timelines. Reduce everything to stock prices and headlines.
But almost nobody engages with the argument underneath all of it.
And the argument is this.
Without consciousness, the universe still exists. Stars still burn. Galaxies still collide.
But nothing experiences any of it.
Without a witness, existence means nothing to anyone.
You are that witness.
The only one the universe has ever produced.
And one person understood what that means.