Isaac Gonzales

The safest place to hide is insanity

[Isaac Gonzales @IsaacScrewHead]

@JamieKennedy I respect the the fact you wouldn't haven't had done son of the mask if jim carey wouldn't haven't approved but at the same time you should've seen the script was ass

[Isaac Gonzales @IsaacScrewHead]

@chancetherapper you were supposed to be the chosen one what the hell happened

[Isaac Gonzales @IsaacScrewHead]

@ImmortalTech what happened to the dr beau video

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Judge Gives Trump Administration 3 Days To Return Her From El Salvador Prison
https://t.co/MjC8HdvdRo

[Isaac Gonzales @IsaacScrewHead]

@UberFacts Bunt

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Crops were so cheap during the Great Depression that farmers would burn corn instead of coal because corn was more affordable

The countryside often smelled like popcorn from all of the burning corn

[Isaac Gonzales @IsaacScrewHead]

@realmoamer you a fool for that family tradition part 😂 ima steal that

[Men4Choice @Men_4_Choice]

BREAKING: a 24 year old woman in Georgia has been arrested for having a miscarriage. A MISCARRIAGE. Police are saying she “concealed the remains of a dead body” because she didn’t call them “fast enough.”

This is the future republicans want for America

[Mark Cuban @mcuban]

Got to give Doge credit for being the first to cut entitlements. End telephone support for Social Security, cut dozens of SS offices and make Grandma and Grandpa finally get online to confirm their payments.
What an amazing back door way to cut payments! Gonna be some upset seniors at town halls !

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Irusu (Japanese):

Pretending not to be home when an unwanted guest knocks at the door

[Isaac Gonzales @IsaacScrewHead]

@POTUS What about us? People living in tents in NC, thousands of homes lost in California. Where's the support for our own citizens?

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

The human brain is capable of recognizing familiar music within one-tenth of a second

[maxbiddin @zugzug]

@omgitsbirdman i would simply buy someone for 5 million

[Marshall Mathers @Eminem]

Fuck.

[Isaac Gonzales @IsaacScrewHead]

Met the hilarious Jason mewes
#jasonmewes #clerks #comedy #jayandsilentbob

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

'This new Pronoun thing is too confusing for me... I'm just gonna keep calling everybody MF..

[Jelly Roll @JellyRoll615]

I can’t believe I’m on Eminem’s album

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

You know that’s me Alan.. You Fn Incel lol.

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

I NEVER EVER liked dude… Criminals can spot Criminals.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

You’re literally an immigrant.