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[miia @miiagarro]

good morning ladies and disappointments

[meow @swirli_e]

i don’t even be fucking around and i still find out

[` @reallutherr]

googled my symptoms turns out i need to fuck

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

when i start a new show but it couldn't impress me in first 5 mins

[🦋 fairy 🧚‍♂️ @thisdecfairy]

me after eating something I knew would mess up my stomach but I had to have it:

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

If I were pregnant and informed that my fetus had Down syndrome I would absolutely abort. No amount of social media romanticizing of profound disability would change my mind. Contrary to popular opinion, you need more than love to care for a disabled child.

[𐌕 @fwtimini]

iPhone: I'm gonna update your software tonight while you sleep.

iPhone in the morning: I couldn't do it, bro. Just didn't feel right. The vibe was off.

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

Would not be 1% surprised if Rihanna only sees him as the Zebra from Madagascar 😭

[z @classigantexz]

My mom messages her late best friend’s ex husband every year on the anniversary of her death, It’s always the same simple text “3 months” Just a little reminder that he married another woman 3 months after she died of cancer n honestly I love that for her

[Mia @boygrrI]

if you live in chicago they should have a dual citizenship program with poland and mexico

[drew @drewsul_]

“you know my name we talked” DIVAAAAAAA

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

“wyd after work?”

me already in bed:

[eli ⸆⸉☁️ @comebacktomeeli]

this was my avengers: endgame before avengers: endgame

[miia @miiagarro]

may a lustful & cheap man never think i am the one

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Has a gay person ever knocked on your door to convert you? Because Christians do it all the fucking time you hypocritical dipshit

[WOR$T BOY IN PENN$YLVANIA 🌪️ @plasticmattyy]

they were from deep south georgia and a literal family of rednecks this is the least shocking thing ever

[mini⁷ ✿ @venusjmi]

LMFAOAOAOAOAOA ZARA IMITATING DEMI LOVATO’S ‘LOCK IN’ FACE WHENEVER SHE POSES FOR A PHOTO 😭😭😭😭

[eliza ˙⋆✮ @enchantedflms]

bold of u to assume i ever stopped calling it twitter

[ً @wynrosei]

I just heard this girl say, "If men didn't have to wipe their ass, toilet paper would not be free in public spaces. bleeding is also a natural bodily function, but because men don't do it, it's not treated as universal."

[🥢 @fa1ryglox]

i hate seeing men happy. cancel the world cup