Israel’s Greatest Ally

Defender of Israel and happily divorced for 20 years fuck you Cindy

[eternal classic @eternalclassic_]

are they even allowed to do this

[Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper]

NEW - Dog accidentally shoots woman with shotgun at Nebraska convenience store: media reports

[chuck 🏔 @crowcialist]

They laugh. But it’s serious to him.

[@pat @0xpatterns]

“Why don’t you just eat fucking ramen everyday? Just eat peanut butter and ramen for 50 years dumbass and invest all your money into the pico top of the gayest most fragile empire in history you dumbass idiot. Just starve and eat shit and dirt everyday for your entire life and then you can spend $30 on lunch when you’re old and about to die it’s simple. Don’t you know your 20’s are for grinding?? You’re supposed to eat shit for the majority of your life that’s why your ancestors built America. So you could eat shit and fucking die moron.”

[Breathtaking @tupacdurex]

riders of the storm voice Jacking Off to porn....

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

Regular People: I don't like how the US is beholden to Israel

Zionists: HOW FUCKING DARE YOU, ANTI SEMITE!!!

Netanyahu: Hitler had chill ass vibes, I'd roll a blunt with him

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

There was a beautiful moth in my apartment. We very quickly became friends. Oh how we played! The joy! But then it spurned me. Insulted me. I threw it out into the hallway. It rammed itself into my door over and over, begging for my forgiveness. I fell asleep on the floor

[Master Cheeks @WiggerMaggot]

Women reading “Werewolf Nigga Rape Dungeon 2”

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

Jerry Seinfeld’s subplot: on a date with a gymnist who has something stuck in her teeth and it annoys him

George Constanza’s subplot:

[Jackson @tree_bro]

*knocks on door* Mrs Smith? I'm from Army. Your son got owned in Iraq. He showed great valor in the face of epic fail. Semper fi or whatecer

[EvilPerson666 @bartsimsonreal]

metal gear solid 4

[Empire Aesthetics @Empireaesth]

A British Army chaplain saying a prayer over a dying German soldier near Epehy, France (1918)

[Israel’s Greatest Ally @IsraelFan69]

@jeff4836327701 Jeff while I’m sorry for your loss you could purchase a big man coffee mug yourself?

[The Coffee with the Chicory ☕ 🇮🇹 🦆 @DaCoffeeChicory]

Steve , fuck you doin

[RPG Enjoyer 🐉 @BasedRPG]

Man-made horrors

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "You know who else didn't help us? South Korea didn't help us. We've got 45,000 soldiers in South Korea to protect them from Kim Jong Un, who I get along with very well. He said very nice things about me. He used to call Joe Biden a mentally retarded person."

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

True Detective Season 2

[unoffical cia operator @DylanTop5]

Bro using the “shaggy it wasn’t me” defence