Justin Bittner

"Ya can't count ya eggs, without any chickens.... wait a minute.. that doesn't sound right."

[Justin Bittner @Iss_me_Justin]

Pulling up home max volume so my cat knows big pimpin returned safely

[Justin Bittner @Iss_me_Justin]

Making sense is optional, I just be talkin.

[Justin Bittner @Iss_me_Justin]

Women are like strawberries, sometimes they're at the grocery store.

[Justin Bittner @Iss_me_Justin]

Study a broad? No, I don't objectify women.

[Justin Bittner @Iss_me_Justin]

Accidentally burnt my food, now it's giving me life advice.

[Justin Bittner @Iss_me_Justin]

Call my balls non-binary they way they always be it/she

[Despachico @_CHlCO]

Hittin the club tonight, you DJ’s better not suck..

[Justin Bittner @Iss_me_Justin]

Most train till failure for max gains, some for the pain... me... I cant count.

[Justin Bittner @Iss_me_Justin]

@RevvingRedQueen

[Justin Bittner @Iss_me_Justin]

Type shit

[Justin Bittner @Iss_me_Justin]

Getting back into chess but these new rules got me fucked up. Can someone please tell me what to do when my opponent plays the eight fucking bears opening?

[Justin Bittner @Iss_me_Justin]

I wanna go to the strip club and throw quarters hard asf at the dancers.

[Justin Bittner @Iss_me_Justin]

Arachnaphobia is dumb, let spiders get married.

[Сαр’и Чαк | Forsaken Edition | @captain_yaak]

@kirawontmiss Here it is in action 🌚

[Justin Bittner @Iss_me_Justin]

If gunna didn't take the top off you would be screamin n creamin.

[Justin Bittner @Iss_me_Justin]

Discharge of firearm... damn my glock cumming.

[Justin Bittner @Iss_me_Justin]

I went to yo garden and gnobody gnew you.