Isys 🍉

Professional girlfriend available for hire in the greater Toronto area.

☀️@isyscupids.bsky.social

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I know some guys are new to sw so let me break this down: an escort that advertises as a companion offers socializing and sex, not non-stop sex. Nothing wrong with bookings that are only about sex but that’s not my thing. My bookings go like this: convo ➡️ sex ➡️ more convo

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@botticellibimbo I was about to comment on that too 😂😂 who’s getting a $8k nose job these days? Must be a while ago

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@parker_dao My name has ABSOLUTELY had an impact on guys booking me. I’ve had so many clients who have asked me so many questions about it.

As for the poll results, I think it’s one of those things guys don’t like to admit makes a difference but it does especially if it’s a very unique name

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@SiennaSummerEIC I get that for some this is their revenge fantasy come true but I can’t imagine spending your free time exposing random strangers like this lmao. And for free too! Go be a private investigator for real! 😂

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@parker_dao Imagine if all the clients who give us advice about investing/buying property actually gave us money specifically to put towards that 😍 but they never do lmao

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Some think the liberals winning the federal election is the biggest thing to come of trump’s threats on canada but I actually think it’s the fact that it made 5 canadian nhl teams get their shit together and go to the playoffs (for reference there’s only 7 canadian nhl teams)

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@HRBolas @meetingmarv I’m not doing your job for you wtf 😂😂😂

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@honeyNonABG The moral of this story is that it’s good to be a prostitute ♥️

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@nora_bordeleau The younger generations have no respect for their elders these days smh

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@iamtessataylor More like tiny chihuahua 😂

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Next time a guy says I’m a “good girl”, I’m gonna start barking like a dog

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@negaoogi Oh sorry kitty *meow meow*

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@ScienceGeekNerd Exactly! Focus on the people who appreciate you, forget about the ones who don’t

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This topic gets brought up so often on Twitter and is sooooo fucking annoying. Fact: there’s women attracted to all different body types. A word of advice to everyone: be confident in how you look and stop seeking validation from how many people are into you sexually/romantically

[taoki @justalexoki]

why are women lying about this? like what's the actual cause?

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@JohnNuckFan Awww good doggy 🥰

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@MissDaffnie lol this looks cute. There’s a pheromone card hehe

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@JordanaTPxx Gross. There’s no one-upping these guys 🙄

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@thelenacartier @violettevera_ She’s posing with her legs wide open, he comes in with his dick hard and a condom already on and puts it in her

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@lafilmfan2112 I am tickled that a cat thinks this is hot *meow*!

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@RileyRogue_yeg 👀

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@RileyRogue_yeg Enjoy! I’ll miss seeing your funny tweets on here but I’m wishing you all the best ♥️

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@RileyRogue_yeg Happy retirement? 🥳?