ItsAWar

I like old, drunk guy, cowboy music.

[ItsAWar @itsawar]

@abmurken I would go avenging in his name. Regardless what he tells me to do.

[ItsAWar @itsawar]

@BeerDanger good try!

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@BeerDanger wow. What a Beaute.

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@WillEngberg Turns out the pig sells kegs of white russians. #drankitallmyself #gonnahavetodealwithbudlight

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@chocks07 @WillEngberg #twoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooppppppppppppp

[ItsAWar @itsawar]

I figure if I just sit here and drink wine from the bottle while listening to Tom Waits, something is bound to happen. #boooobies

[ItsAWar @itsawar]

If there is toothpaste in your sink, wipe that shit up. #easyasthat #Idontwannaseethatshit

[ItsAWar @itsawar]

@Jeeb24 long enough to have a party at your place!

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@Drawn_Closer welcome to The Swinery.

[ItsAWar @itsawar]

Few things are worse than peeing with frozen hand...

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Hasbro to make “gender neutral” easy bake oven. I had a “girl’s” easy bake oven when I was a kid. If a boy wants to bake, HE’LL BAKE.

[ItsAWar @itsawar]

@markhoppus Come to WI and i'll gladly teach you. FOFREE #Whipstriptiefly

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Fuggin panera, man.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Mumford And Sons Can't Believe They All Got Each Other Mandolins For Christmas http://t.co/m0tHaGBT

[ItsAWar @itsawar]

Vintage to Fore Quarter to The Malt House. #imokwiththis

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The McMahon's Manly Milwaukee/Madison Meat and Beer Extravaganza is officially under way. #forequarter #moonman #discount

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Number three!

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At point for two things: Whiskey Blasts and @tbtduluth! It's been too long!

[ItsAWar @itsawar]

Black comedians go really well with a glass of water at 2:30 AM.

[ItsAWar @itsawar]

I've actually resorted to plugging in my phone on the other side of the room so I don't turn off my alarm in my sleep. #whathasitcometo