Breeze

Comedian

[Breeze @itsbreezee]

You have a 100% chance of catching these hands if you talk AT ME

[Breeze @itsbreezee]

Me in my car
Car next to me: You better wear a mask or you’ll catch Covid
Me: You’ll catch these hands if you keep talking to me

[Breeze @itsbreezee]

When she blocks your creep IG account she done done.

[Breeze @itsbreezee]

Him: Do you miss me ?
Me: No, I miss me. I lost myself in you
#Breakup

[Breeze @itsbreezee]

It’s the “I’m not ready for a relationship but will treat you like my gf, low key expect monogamy & once I emotionally get my fulfillment leave” for me

[Breeze @itsbreezee]

Arab men are in between White & Black guys. They can handle a mixed woman’s attitude & will pay for everything #DatingTips

[Breeze @itsbreezee]

He said we were in this together. So I also made him take a plan b. #DatingAdvice

[Breeze @itsbreezee]

Normalize the guy who carelessly nutted in you, taking a plan b too. #DatingAdvice

[Breeze @itsbreezee]

A lot of men in regards to dating act like a straight white male in the work place. Under qualified & overly confident.

[Breeze @itsbreezee]

Fr

[invader zim @f8the]

can y’all just post y’all therapist’s advice on twitter so i don’t have to go

[Breeze @itsbreezee]

Idk if its because I’m a Cancer or if I’m bipolar

[Breeze @itsbreezee]

When she laugh b/c u say some wild shit she laughing b/c u don’t know she about to murder u

[Breeze @itsbreezee]

Why every time I’m happy a man comes along & fucks it up

[Breeze @itsbreezee]

White people love playing geography games on road trips

[Tamara✌️ @tamaraaaa_rah]

ok but could y’all retweet, stream my #EP & run this mf up thankss😭💙🤞🏾 #NewMusic #BlackIsKing

[Breeze @itsbreezee]

Being a female comedian be wild af bro. Someone come help this man

[Breeze @itsbreezee]

Trying to find a rich hot bf is like trying to find a nail tech who gives good massages.

[Breeze @itsbreezee]

@GavinNewsom My unemployment checks have been pending since April. I have nothing. I call & email everyday. What are we suppose to do?