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Main: @ItsSbeven #StandWithUkraine, professional shitposter, Ohioan, loser sim account.

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got bored and made something

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GMBS DRAFT NIGHT
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16th Pick: San Diego Clippers selected Big Hogg
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UNDRAFTED
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John Fetterman (@PurpleHeartMan)

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I am heartbroken to announce that my little baby, Archibald Jr., passed away as I suffered a miscarriage following my fierce play in game seven. Cooper Flagg, I am coming for you….

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Athens Olympians v. East Chicago Yins | GAME 7
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The Olympians have done it…They have defied history, becoming the first team to ever come back from a 3-0 deficit. 97-78, a 19-point victory for this fantastic Game 7. Yin's highest scorer surprisingly being Ying Mingling with 26 points, with team leader Kai Cenat being completely felt up by the Olympians' defense.

Cooper Flagg was able to secure Finals MVP with his amazing 40-point performance.

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#YinNotYang 🏁
get ready to become a city of champions East Chicago. WE ARE UNSTOPPABLE. Yins in six @ReaganUSGS.

Show up, show out @Tremendous_GMGS @jackkennedytwt. #YinNotYang 🏁

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East Chicago Yins v. Austin Astrologist | GAME 6
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Despite starting the series down 2-0, the East Chicago Yins have managed to pull off an extremely impressive comeback and eliminate the powerhouse Austin Astrologist in game six of round one, 82-55. Yin's guard, Yee Mingling, dropped 19 pts and 24 reb, securing the series and leading the team to the ECF Finals.

The East Chicago Yins shall now either face the fourth-seeded Crusaders or the one-seeded Quest. - ESPN

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@Tremendous_GMGS
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may godbless you @Tremendous_GMGS you will lead us to victory now.

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ESPN REPORT
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6 minutes into their game against the Bisons, Yins' forward Kai Cenat (@ItsSbeve) broke his right leg and is out for 6 to 8 weeks. This is the third in a series of injuries the Yins have faced. The only uninjured starter, Yee Mingling (@Tremendous_GMGS), was still able to beat the Bison, dropping 36 points and 61 rebounds, which makes him 5th in all-time rebounds in a single game.

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Do fap fap fap remember when fap fap fap joined fap fap fap? I do! #MyfapfapfapAnniversary

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proud to be signing with under armour #yinnotyang 🏁 @MockGMGS

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Shoe signings
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Reply with the brand you want to sign with. Each brand will give you two badges.
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Converse - Silver dimer, Silver versatile visionary
Reebok - Silver post powerhouse, Silver rise up
Under Armour - Silver limitless range, Silver shifty shooter
Anta - Silver ankle assassin, Bronze handles for days
Puma - Silver posterizer, Bronze aerial wizard
New Balance - Silver on-ball menace, Bronze immovable enforcer
Nike - Silver high-flying denier, Silver physical finisher
Adidas - Silver hook specialist, Bronze post lockdown
Jordan - Silver challenger, Silver interceptor

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#YinNotYang 🏁

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East Chicago Yins v. West Chicago Yangs
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Yins absolutely clobber the Yangs, 75-50, with electric duo Kai Cenat and Yee Mingling sodomizing the competition. Cenat dropped 16 pts, 33 rebounds, and a violent 3 blks while fellow rookie, Mingling, scored 12 pts, 19 rebounds, 2 blks, and a frightening 5 turnovers. In Kirk's first game against his team's conference rivals, he tried his absolute hardest, with 19 points and 16 rebounds, but he just couldn't match the performances of Cenat and Mingling.

The conference rivals Yins and Yangs will meet each other eight more times this season.

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ready to dedicate my life to this organization! these guys know what's up and how to build a program and i'm ready to be a core part of it. #eastchicagopride #yinnotyang #singlemother @MockGMGS

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GMBS DRAFT NIGHT
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13th Pick: East Chicago Yins selected Yee Minling (@Tremendous_LBD)
15th Pick: Richmond Rebels selected Jack Kennedy (@jackkennedytwt)
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UNDRAFTED
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Jeffery Epstein (@ReaganUSGS) | Assigned to Columbus Quest
Joe Biden Black Cock (@GovernorLamb) | Assigned to Bronx Bitcoin Miners

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SHAMS REPORT
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Sources are telling me that Kai Cenat (@ItsSbeve) is reportedly 1 month pregnant with a baby!

Many teams in the league are thinking twice about drafting a pregnant player... Currently Kai is projected to go 10th, with a legendary player comparison of Larry Bird.

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@BXDemPriv

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Camembert burger erupts when you take a bite

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@PhilHartPGS I already filed

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I can proudly announce that an official ceasefire has been negotiated with @jackkennedytwt. allah bless the peace between our two peoples!!!

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@jackkennedytwt @AezzieUwU pentagon

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kennedy made another submission for a shipchart
@jackkennedytwt x @hochulborea
CREDITS TO @Tilden86

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kennedy made another submission for a shipchart
@jackkennedytwt x @hochulborea
CREDITS TO @Tilden86

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@jackkennedytwt x @surprisedhoe2
FULL CREDITS TO @Tilden86

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@mormonmommyuwu @jackkennedytwt @ItsSbeven I lost a bet