woodward

professional ruminator 💯

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thank god i just got paid

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asked my coworker if she would peg a man and she said “only for money” cuz she hates seeing men happy

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trump needa tariff this wiener with how much it’s being internationally traded

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they should put the fact that you have to SMOKE weed on the label or something

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trump needa tariff this wiener with how much it’s being internationally traded

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articulating my tweets like a smut author

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loving baddies a lil harder tn

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accidentally put motor oil in the penjamin again :(

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invest in stocks, beat up politicians and smoke crack

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i give up

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@_wannabe_sad I LIVE FOR YOU MAN

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the sexual tension between me and posting 3 times every six months

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this is just a movie to people like us.

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as a human being why are you

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rubbing it

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@yaboi_delirium HIIIII

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“follows you” omg slay

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woodward bitch

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miami dare police fear me, and i don’t even live in florida

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me getting up early just for the sole reason of spreading a little extra hate 😈