Chep

[Chep @its_chep_]

Kuwakumbusha tu….kuwakumbusha tu…We're the 2025/26 Premier league Champions

[Towa 🌸💕 @terry_korir]

We were taking pictures as we normally do and I really thought he was messing around
I kept asking uko serious?🤣🤣🤣
F2 I realized my best friends were on video call the whole time cause they are miles away😭😭
I really didn’t expect it. He did so good. God bless my fiance 🥹❤️

[syd @callfem]

closed twitter and reopened it not even one second later

[Goldie @saintgoldieee]

My color palette during my corporate days >>>>>

[👸 @escapetomarss_]

guys in the talking stage when you post a picture without sending it to them first

[gids @gidikariuki]

Hizi conversations hukuwa in certain places pekee

[6lAcC ChYnA😎 @JustFoza]

If things goes well this week.

[dunniee billionsss!🤍 @DunnieeTheDJ]

a masters degree abroad would fix me

[Odhis @Fidelwenu]

I know she is FAT

[stargirl✨ @lilywanjiee]

First time mtu ameniuliza “can i come pick you after work” nikasema “im driving”

[Chep @its_chep_]

@ThatFernStan 😂😂😂😂

[𝐂𝐢𝐧 @possiblyelle]

Why does everyone make getting a masters degree look like a walk in the park when it’s really not

[𝕄𝕒_ℤ𝕠𝕟𝕕𝕠 @Nomagugu_xo]

Someone said: You really can’t scare off a guy who’s genuinely into you, you could literally throw a rock at him and he’d still be like, “damn, she must’ve had a rough day."

[canadian princess @hisfavstepdad]

ppl will be like “u only tweet abt ur ex” first of all i have multiple exes second of all the rest of my life is tea there’s nothing to complain about

[Buchi @iam_obc70]

"There is no food for lazy man"

Me at my parents house after waking up by 1pm

[Miissss :) @NdulukaHer_]

Mimi naye since I started earning ni ngumu sana upate nakuomba pesa.The only time I expect you to spend your dollars on me ni ukilipia for a date that you planned because I'll pay yenye nimeplan.

[ana @an7nye]

Your situationship when he realises you stay up just to talk to him

[🎃 @Babay_hu_yaar]

I used to think that if I don't hurt anyone, no one will hurt me.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

I mind my business.

[ray @hobisray]

your situationship finding out you skipped breakfast

[Secret account @Secretacco8697]

just because i prefer to be kind doesn't mean i won't slap the fuck out of you.