Oreh Lifestyle

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[Oreh Lifestyle @its_oreh]

flicks

[Oreh Lifestyle @its_oreh]

xau.

[Oreh Lifestyle @its_oreh]

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[Oreh Lifestyle @its_oreh]

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[Oreh Lifestyle @its_oreh]

😂Guesd the song

[Oreh Lifestyle @its_oreh]

@wealth_prettyy lol

[The Silly Lost Poet @silly_lost]

At least this year, I finally had sex in a car.

[𝓖𝓸𝓸𝓭𝔂🍦𐙚 @ms_goodiee]

When it's your first time in church and you pray for money... then they pass you a basket full of it

[Olajiire 🎭 @olajiire101]

Me: Sir, can I be punished for something I didn’t do?

Teacher: No !

Me: I didn’t do my homework!

[ℓαηzу @lanzyszn]

Mom: Did you notice the lady that sell spaghetti?

Me : yes, I walked pasta.

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

Teacher: how can we keep our school clean

Me: by staying at home

[𝓖𝓸𝓸𝓭𝔂🍦𐙚 @ms_goodiee]

*goes to church for the first time in a decade*
Pastor: “the devil is among us today”

Me:

[𝓖𝓸𝓸𝓭𝔂🍦𐙚 @ms_goodiee]

Uber driver:“I love my job, i’m my own boss, no one tells me what to do”

Me: Turn left

[🎰 @winurlay]

in the end all i see is me being rich as fuck