KaLo KaLo Gbe Kan Mi 💀

AviD ReTweeTeR🙃. Sometimes means I agree or probably I want people to see how Stupid U are 🌚🥤

[collcool_sneh🟡 @snehtical]

Saw shege to the point I abandoned the project for my own sanity.

[່ @pxrcyishim]

me checking Ronaldo's wedding guest list and not seeing my name after defending him my whole life

[Morgan @utdscope]

When Mbeumo silenced Anfield in 62 seconds.

[SP @sspencerukk]

Of course he doesn’t want broccoli, he was in the womb feasting on 1942 and percocets

[United Extra @TheUnitedExtra]

Still trying to figure out how Maguire started every single one of them 😭

[KaLo KaLo Gbe Kan Mi 💀 @itz_femi]

Oshogbo floored me 😩🥴🤭

[德亚 🖤 @elonhatesder4]

He no even talk one single lie for this video

[德亚 🖤 @elonhatesder4]

He no even talk one single lie for this video

[FergieStandards @FergieStandards]

I’m pretty sure you’re not allowed to head a football for like 8 weeks after a hair transplant?!? The premier league starts again in 2 weeks.

[carter🌚 @carter8f]

“Some players used to deliberately get yellow carded in five straight matches so they’d be suspended and spend Christmas with their families. 😂 Paul Scholes admitted doing it. Even Neymar was often joked about getting injured around his sister’s birthday.”😭

— Jamie Vardy

[Aku N’esi Obi Ike (I) @Kasieobi_1]

I know someone who built a house in the village for the parents of the girl his younger brother was about getting married to, all because he thought it would be embarrassing for his friends who’d attend their (his younger brother’s) igba nkwu to find out the bride’s parents had no house of their own. She divorced his younger brother a few years after he brought her to the US. She is a nurse. A lot of Nigerian men are inherently dense.

[JTheHero @johnochai7]

Welcome to Nigeria(poverty capital of the world) where bridesmaids do independent photo shoots

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

When we preach on here the concept of financial brackets, as one of the brackets for mating - you will call us wild animals.

I don't know why established men would be frolicking around girls with 14 roommates.

Just go and pick your gym membership form.

[JBT @UtdJBT]

Sesko actually ended up being by far the best player on this list lol

[Somto Okonkwo @General_Somto]

“My Fiancee Cheated On Me. This Is Someone I Invested My Life And Money In. I’m Not The Kind Of Person Who Comes Online To Talk About My Personal Issues, But This Really Hurts. I Paid Her School Fees From 200 Level Through Her Final Year, Opened a Shop For Her, And Even Built a House For Her Parents. Looking Back, I Feel So Stupid.” ~ Popular Nigerian Comedian Mazi Okeke Reveals 💔

[UPDATEBOYZ  @Updateboyx]

Kidney disease. What do you expect from a region that's the headquarter of fake drugs and drinks in Nigeria ?

[Thεό Abu @TheoAbuAgada]

What is going on in the South-East? Look at the number of people, including kids with renal issues.

Dear minister of Health, @muhammadpate, we need answers.

[Jet Daniel 🛩️ @LaceVine]

She wasn’t poor but she advocated for the poor. She learned her lesson and has left the poor to fight for themselves.

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

First it was Jones, then it was Elliot, now it's Nyoni.

Liverpool fans always seem to find the next midfielder better than Mainoo every season.

Only butthurt because he dunks on them every time.

[Bee @Bee_mufc]

Man Utd haven't even signed any player for 100m in their history, And your club signed Isak for 150m and Wirtz for 115m. You are the damage 😂

[Dr. Kenon @drkenon2]

The monster APC created will hunt this country for a while.