Jason Napieralski

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

It's officially Fan Appreciation Day and Stotter gave us one of his bats to give to one of YOU! 🫶

RT to win // https://t.co/dFGm5ByEMC

[Jason Napieralski @jdn]

@NVIDIAGeForce @CyberpunkGame #beyondfast

[Jason Napieralski @jdn]

Why is Kevin Harlan talking like that and can someone ask him to stop?

[Microsoft @Microsoft]

In honor of @MarvelStudios’ #GotGVol3 we’re giving away this never opened Microsoft Zune. We have no idea if it works. Like and RT for a chance to win! US 18+. Ends 5/17/23. Rules: https://t.co/Mdr2C4z9aY. #ZuneSweepstakes

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

(Cognitive behavioral therapy enjoyer I just cut off in traffic) Think positively. He is probably in a rush for a reason. Maybe he’s late for a job interview. Maybe his wife is giving birth

Me: I’m da king of da highway

[Jason Napieralski @jdn]

@EffieTW @JeremyWGR @Schopptalk @gregoryconnors Like on a rat? Or a possum? 😋

[Goober @KingMoleMan]

Someone posted this pic of a black bear in a local FB group and I’m dying

[stretch 5 at your local LA Fitness @HGTVontheRadio]

on my way to the fridge for a fifth beer

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

Upstairs neighbor girls 3 day bender a ha ha yasss bitchhhh party music (dua lipa or some shit) suddenly cuts off replaced by Alice In Chains would? Playing at 140 decibels as I pop though their floor my ceiling with a depth charge strapped to my head.

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

it has begun

[Jason Napieralski @jdn]

@RobZaenglein The starting XI look class

[Sensations by Compliments @plopadop]

Me: Hey, come on in! Make yourselves at home! Can I get you guys anything?
My friends:

[Jason Napieralski @jdn]

@RobZaenglein I got a free one from the app and found it too similar to a McChicken. One, soft texture through the whole thing. Pickles were good, though.

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

Everyone in my house has their own text file. Visitors to my home are invited to use guest.txt

[Jason Napieralski @jdn]

@j0nnyr0y @refooksjr @JFD0912 @nba_topshot I think it's a smart move to get into NFTs right now. Every 24 year old programmer on Reddit is going to dump $1,400 into 'em in the next couple weeks. It's not a small population!

[Jason Napieralski @jdn]

@kkickflip

[Jason Napieralski @jdn]

@refooksjr @j0nnyr0y @DeployIronFist @MattGarcia415 @davezamborsky @cusenick @MikePrincipato @TheOttoOrange I remember Milt Thompson for his role on the '94, NL-champion Phillies

[Cam @harleybaghdad]

Therapist: You have made reference, on a few occasions, of “going goblin mode” on your “thingy”. Could you explain to me what you mean by that?

Me (Tearing up): No,