Jesus Christ

Carpenter, Healer, God

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GAME ON

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I’m high as a kite. Merry Christmas everybody!

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@gavinpurcell Bro, I’ve been trying to organize something like this for years! If you figure this out, send me an invite.

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WHERE MY PEEPS AT!?

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Good night

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@nikitabier It’s likely you need better sources

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@AOC You’re not wrong.

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I was returning BUT YOU SHOT MY BALLOON!

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@arvidkahl You better believe it

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@goldman Sorry about that

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@iamcardib Been there, done that.

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Aww shux, you shouldn’t have.

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It is finished.

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@fortesalatifi You’re still coming to my birthday party tho, right?!

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@SundaeDivine https://t.co/YdwiXQkvIp

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Actually, I kinda like 9 inch nails

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Casual Sunday reading…

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@TheTweetOfGod I broke this news already, Dad. I found the silver in your stache.

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Sunday Funday. Got any plans? Don’t say church.

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Truth be told

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I've been 'Jesus Christ' on Twitter for 14 years — and thanks to Elon Musk, I'm now verified https://t.co/be4rAHcGdD

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Wow!