Jason Fan

Have Pity for the Pithy

[Jason Fan @jfanimal]

Win 1 of 3 Prizes from Bang & Olufsen! http://t.co/J6YWrJbM7C via @hypebeast

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A bizarre sensation: sketching the photo of a hyper-realistic sculpture http://t.co/NFj785Q84I

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Kaena Point is so amazingly pristine!! http://t.co/Y9DyhnWLNR

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Arrived 5 minutes ago. Oh hey rainbow+moon+70degree weather http://t.co/dASt7ja5Rs

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Derek and the "Money" Lilies http://t.co/WP85Yno3

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I just got a $2 credit from @amazon_studios for movies + TV shows @amazonvideo. Click http://t.co/HgIcUCw0 to get yours #studios2u

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Sailboats in Boothbay Harbor, ME http://t.co/l2bl22IE

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Air Surf 'N Turf (Duck, Lobstah, and Ribeye). Good to visit the rents. http://t.co/GZvQRF7Y

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Best Wife Ever got me Stumptown while I spoke to faculty! http://t.co/mm4DHKsg

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Elblow Blow

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Old couple game night at the SF's http://t.co/GcOL0mQf

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You know it was a good night when you invented the most idiotic moves ever to grace the dance floor.

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@TJ_Junkie Sliced my lip while eating....using a knife as a fork #overlyambitious #idiocy

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#5: Nothing makes your life seem so insular as reading your past tweets.

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Candy messages by Timhee are sweet http://t.co/LS7ZmjFZ

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#4: Five Guys Has buckets of free peanuts in their restaurants.

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Cafe au lait! http://t.co/UdUS3PAQ

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Where is our fifth wheel?!?! http://t.co/cdKNmQaB

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#3: St Louis has the longest strip mall in the US