No Colwill, no Maguire, no Palmer, no Gibbs white, no Shaw, no Hall, no Wharton. This guy is an undercover spy sent by the Germans. Sack him now and get Gareth back.
Hate people who will tell you “oh it’s just a little bit fun” etc etc. Same as when cunts do it on stag doos, worst patter in the world, I wouldn’t do it to cure cancer.