JJ Howard

Writer and teacher.

I'm not standing still I am lying in wait but I do have a crick in my neck.

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@aimeefriedman Me but add: she brings her clothes and sneakers every day but we still can't in good conscience pass her in P.E.

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@AmandaJK_ Teaching middle school is my job.

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@AmandaJK_ Decided to try becoming a writer.

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@JenCalonita They canonically ONLY die in the middle of the night. I think it's programmed in. 🫤

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I know MS Word is not like cutting-edge but using it to write's getting to be a struggle. Every time I write "have to" it tries to change it to *must.*
Word, I am writing in the voice of a 17-yo. They do NOT say "must" 🙄 #amwriting #amrevising #amannoyed

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I should infinitely prefer a book.

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@LZats A photographic representation of how I found myself in Florida.

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@KristinDurfee Ah, Florida! 🤣

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@NoLieWithBTC Plenty of hot fires in hell maybe he too can learn a smithing trade there.

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So my life is seriously giving me a lot more "And Peggy" energy than I would have liked. #Hamilton

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@aimeefriedman NYT is using Barbenheimer, which sounds like one of those German words for something *very* specific. Like, the sadness of knowing you’ve created a terrible weapon AND your feet are flat.

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@aimeefriedman It is both those things. But it’s not making life as an English teacher any easier I’ll tell you that ���

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@rebeccawisocky @HCAcritics @GhostsCBS Congratulations Rebecca!!

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If you’re really after emotional damage, just become a writer.

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@AndyeReads SAME

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"You must get discouraged because more people believe in Santa Claus than you. Well, let's face it; Santa Claus has had more publicity, but being number two, perhaps you try harder."

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In Indiana, politicians and parents who still don’t know what they’re feeding their children for dinner tonight are demanding that teachers post what they will be teaching their students 180 days from now.

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@Billy4296 @katwithahat @Hoosier47906 @NicholasFerroni *It’s*

The prosecution rests.