Bracknell Lightwater

I am the manager and legal representative of Jack Left Town (@scottoswald, @500and4, @AngusDunican, & @chazzared).

[Bracknell Lightwater @JLTimprov]

We’ve had a change of management and we’ve handed over control of our social media to our new manager/legal counsel Bracknell Lightwater. All updates through him
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[Rosemary Branch @RosieBTheatre]

Jack Left Town - the Improvised Rockumentary. Back at the Rosie this Saturday, book tickets here! https://t.co/wiBosCxLWU

[The Free Association @FAImprov]

Improv! Tomorrow! 7.30pm! In a nice pub!

Jack Left Town

🎸An entirely improvised comedy show about a made-up washed-up rock band.🎸

(based on nothing more than the title of their debut album, suggested by YOU the audience)

Tickets
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https://t.co/bk4UWhouMm

[Bracknell Lightwater @JLTimprov]

I’m starting to think improv comedy isn’t the goldmine I thought it was

[Bracknell Lightwater @JLTimprov]

I’ve just been informed there was a Christmas show on Friday but that’s cancelled now. Am I a bad lawyer slash manager?

[Bracknell Lightwater @JLTimprov]

It's been over a year and they still don't.

[Bracknell Lightwater @JLTimprov]

Law 
fact: judges never say “I’ll allow it” like on the tv. No matter how many times I ask

[Bracknell Lightwater @JLTimprov]

https://t.co/F2rbkxT5ii I was told to copy and paste the above by the band. The letters, numbers and punctuation marks have all turned blue. Turns out that can't be amended. I apologise. BL.

[Bracknell Lightwater @JLTimprov]

I've just received an Internet Fax that says I am supposed to tell 'everyone' about a 'comeback show' that Jack Left Town are doing on the 24th of 'September'. https://t.co/pB95Drzyym

[Bracknell Lightwater @JLTimprov]

I once went to Durham when I wasn't supposed to. The stag do was in Dublin, but there must have been a mix-up because my invitation definitely said Durham.

[Bracknell Lightwater @JLTimprov]

Bit of an emergency - does anyone have a spare couch in the Nottingham area?

Will collect.

[Bracknell Lightwater @JLTimprov]

Today a man in a surgical mask told me i have sad eyes

[Bracknell Lightwater @JLTimprov]

I also like smokey beef.

[Bracknell Lightwater @JLTimprov]

I'd like to clarify that I'm not affiliated with the picturesque town of Bracknell nor the majestic village of Lightwater. But I am partial to some chickpea cakes.

[Bracknell Lightwater @JLTimprov]

My predilection for fried halloumi was, however, MUCH reported in the tabloid press so they’ve got me bang to rights here.

[Bracknell Lightwater @JLTimprov]

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[Bracknell Lightwater @JLTimprov]

@BagshotHart @WindleshamPC @WindleshamSoc @ROKATheSquare @loader_nick @BagshotVillage @ActiveSurrey @SurreyNews @GatesWindlesham @ShbCamra I also like smokey beef.

[Bracknell Lightwater @JLTimprov]

@BagshotHart @WindleshamPC @WindleshamSoc @ROKATheSquare @loader_nick @BagshotVillage @ActiveSurrey @SurreyNews @GatesWindlesham @ShbCamra My predilection for fried halloumi was, however, MUCH reported in the tabloid press so they’ve got me bang to rights here.

[Bracknell Lightwater @JLTimprov]

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[Bracknell Lightwater @JLTimprov]

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