DDUMBA⚡️

Physician Assistant || Behavioral Psychology Bibliophile

[DDUMBA⚡️ @jorram_ddumba]

To establish an independent all-round reliable character whilst putting myself out there to experience the adventure of life through truth & courage.

[BAKASUMBA ERNEST @BAKASUMBA1]

@InfluencerUg1 Looks like obed wasnt the final man the real goons are here

[Samwise Gamgee @Sambannz]

In 2021, in the middle of Covid-19 lockdown, alone on duty, this nurse, Sylvia Nyangoma single handedly helped to deliver mothers of 126 babies, attended to 17 referral cases, and registered zero deaths at Bugoigo health centre II in Buliisa district.
#Unsungheroes

[DDUMBA⚡️ @jorram_ddumba]

@Ajalo_ @norbert_walter 😂ehh

[DDUMBA⚡️ @jorram_ddumba]

@InfluencerUg1 Oyo wa championship.

The hubby is the one who plays champi😂

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@UgandaRugby @JMillen_ May His Soul Rest In Peace

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@SsaliMagezi @KisemboHerbert9 @kat_festo Tokuba nnyo

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@FicollinsA @atifreds Exactly.

[DDUMBA⚡️ @jorram_ddumba]

@mureithi_karani @Dr_Chris_Twine I dig what you mean.

No adjustments.

This is a classic achor-adjustment bias.

[DDUMBA⚡️ @jorram_ddumba]

@NewtonAllan6 Someone should check that policy for human credibility in an AI checker.

At this rate, it’s all nuisance.

[Dr. Christon A.K Rweshakyira @Dr_Chris_Twine]

Fine. If an intern is a student, let's honour that fully. Student hours. Monday to Friday, 8AM to 5PM.
No weekends. No night calls. Public holidays off.
And since students choose their institution, each intern studies from the hospital of their choice.

Why deploy someone to Mbale when their family home is in Busheyi and can easily walk to Ishaka.
A student selects where they learn.
That is how education works.
No more emergency calls at 2AM.
No more covering wards alone on Sunday. No more C-sections at midnight.

After all, a student cannot be held professionally liable.
A student cannot be the last line of defence in a labour ward.
A student cannot be the reason a mother survives the night.
But the moment you strip the allowance, that is exactly what they become. A student.

So let us be consistent.
Either they are students, and we treat them accordingly.
Or they are doctors, and we pay them accordingly.
You do not get to call them students at the payroll office and doctors at the emergency ward.

Pick one.

[DDUMBA⚡️ @jorram_ddumba]

@mureithi_karani @Dr_Chris_Twine But he’s right. The government has to realize what they will lose.

It doesn’t even have enough man power to do the work interns do because the actual doctors on call can’t do all the donkey work too. Moreover w/o pay.

They rely heavily on those interns.

[Dr. Christon A.K Rweshakyira @Dr_Chris_Twine]

As a Senior Consultant, the reason I haven't raised my voice is simple:
When the interns are gone, I will gladly show up at 5AM, clerk 80 patients, draw the blood, and run the night calls myself.
I am superhuman. Obviously.

As a Senior Nursing Officer, the reason I am silent is obvious:
I have no problem running three wards alone, fixing lines, tracking vitals, delivering babies, doing the paperwork.
I don't need hands. I have dedication.

As a Policymaker, the reason I haven't spoken is elegant:
The interns are a budget problem I solved by terming the students.
My children are not doing internship in Uganda, after all.

As a Patient, the reason I haven't complained is clear:
Even if the doctor cutting me open has worked 36 hours without food, just cut me open and take the baby out.
Hunger sharpens the hands. Everyone knows this.

As a Citizen, the reason I am unbothered is rational:
None of my children is a medic.
I have my pastor.
The system runs on miracles. Always has.

This policy is brilliant.
Let's all stay quiet and watch the magic happen.

[DDUMBA⚡️ @jorram_ddumba]

Can’t Sevo give reports progress from last year or from the last term.

Why does he report in reference from 1986?

#SONA26

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@KisemboHerbert9 @kat_festo Just ask your parents.

😂

[Godfrey Mutunga Angel @DrMutungaEA]

Our health ministers attend National , regional and international conferences— in those meetings they talk about health systems strategies that involve strengthening the health workforce!! The same ministers orchestrated a joint effort to sabotage the most contributors to health!

[Yvonne Mpambara @__Mpambara]

Pay Medical Interns.

@MinofHealthUG @CHRISBARYOMUNS1

#PayAllMedicalInterns

[DDUMBA⚡️ @jorram_ddumba]

@Sambannz Why can’t they finance their medica bills off their salaries?

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@KisemboHerbert9 @kat_festo Ask your parents why you were named kisembo

[Canary Mugume @CanaryMugume]

I disagree with you. Our dear MPs need those cars urgently. Imagine meeting an MP on a boda. Who are doctors in this society anyway? We can do away with them. We can ask pastors to be deployed in hospitals instead. After all, they won’t need to be paid, it’ll be the patients paying tithe. Isn’t that better logic, bro?