James Olsen

Photojournalist for the The Daily Planet.

[James Olsen @JOlsenDP]

@KryptonMight *Totally clueless* Gee, that's just swell! You guys were meant for each other and I, for one, knew it from the start.

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@KryptonMight *Gives a manly bro-hug* Thanks, Mr. Kent. You're such a great guy. How are things going with you and Miss Lane?

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@KryptonMight can a guy like me ask for? (3/3)

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@KryptonMight about is her smile. Now, I'll get to see it every morning when I wake up, every night when I go to sleep-- what more (2/3)

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@KryptonMight Yes. Yes, we are. *Grin widens* Oh my gosh Mr. Kent, I-- I am so in love with that woman. All day long, all I can think (1/3)

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@KryptonMight Mmhmm. *Nods excitedly* We're, um, we're going apartment hunting today. *Wide grin*

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@KryptonMight you-- and that mug, but that was just to keep up appearances. She's been head over heels from day one. (3/3)

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@KryptonMight *Smiles* You know Mr. Kent, just between us, it was love at first for Miss Lane, too. I know she threw her stapler at (2/3)

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@KryptonMight I guess I never really thought about it that way, you'd have to be Superman to not be phased by that type of pressure. (1/3)

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@KryptonMight Really? You used to do it, too? Wow. I never thought a guy like you would ever need to something like that.

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@KryptonMight *Slightly embarrassed* Heh, yeah, it's just like a little self affirmation thing I do sometimes. Cat kinda turned me on to it.

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@KryptonMight Mmhm. Nothing a little tissue and Xanax can't fix. *Grabs a tissue and applies pressure* Did, ah, you need something Mr. Kent?

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@KryptonMight AAAHHHHH! DON'T HURT ME! *He jumps at the sudden voice, the razor slicing into his jawline* Yeowwch...

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You wanna know how landed a girl like Cat, Olsen? Because you, and every single version of you, are awesome. Never doubt yourself, Jimbo!

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*Takes one last long look at himself before he starts shaving, a big grin spreading across his face*

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How did I ever land a girl like Cat? She must have been delirious.

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*Leans in closer to the mirror and flexes his arms, revealing a barely noticeable bicep*

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I bet in some alternate dimension I'm a tall, handsome, charming black man. Instead of a skinny, freckly, pale geek. That would be so cool.

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*Looks at himself in the mirror and sighs*

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@StarReporterCat <text> Haha... sorry about that. :-) No problem Cat, you're definitely worth the wait.