Congratulations idiots! Shout out to KelpDAO for getting hacked for $280M today. Great work with that 1/1 signature setup.
Shout out to Drift Protocol getting hacked for $285 last week.
All you idiots could stop giving your money to other idiots that don't understand security.
But you won't lol. Because you're dumb.
HEX 2,330 days flawless operation. No admin keys.
PulseChain 1,073 days flawless operation. No admin keys.
PulseX nearly the same as PulseChain. No admin keys.
ProveX, quite new and the token has no admin keys.
It's like, when will you silly billies get it? We actually do things better here, and have been doing so for over half a decade.
Reward greatness already. It's here waiting for lift off.
1/12
🧵 Weekly GasMoney Brain Update
Not a lot of noise, not a lot of hype — just another week of the GasMoney Brain doing its thing 🧠⛽
Here’s the update for anyone tracking the system 👇
1/6
Been tracking the GasMoney Brain daily on TG for a while now.
Here are the latest numbers + some context from the past week 👇
Last ~23h:
+276.6M PLS
+13.8B GasMoney
ROI: ~1.42%
PLS ratio: ~0.11 pls
1/8
Latest VC from Chef touches on bonds, the distributor upgrade, and the current state of the eco.
Recording:
https://t.co/bW2uu4GfHv
Quick breakdown below 👇
1/4
Weekly update to close off what’s been a pretty intense stretch.
Between the validator sell pressure and the rotation around the ProveX launch, things haven’t exactly been easy.
Most of the focus this week has been on keeping the GasMoney Brain healthy and growing, while at the same time pushing governance and the next-gen bond distributor closer to rollout.
ROI cooled down to around 0.8–0.9%, but the Brain didn’t stall. It kept building.
Some days we saw around 200M PLS and 8–10B GasMoney flow in. Other days were slower — like today, around 45M PLS and close to 11B GasMoney. Still steady accumulation.
If buy pressure picks back up and people keep compounding, while the larger wallets stay in, holding around ~1% ROI starts to look a lot more realistic.
We’re also getting closer to the point where the Brain is buying significantly more than the contract is selling. That’s usually where things begin to stabilize and floors start forming.
BrainsDAO is live.
https://t.co/iLf4DJKugw
Research discussions are open — anyone can participate.
From here, decisions around the brains and system flow come from the community.
Time to step up.
1/8
Chef dropped some important context today around GasMoney, the Brains, and what’s coming next.
Short version:
we’re entering a phase where balance, metrics, and governance start to matter more.
MEXC posted an article about PulseX
Let's make some noise and show some gratitude to @MEXC_Official for doing this.
Thank you @MEXC_Official @MEXC_Listings, the #PulseChain community really appreciates this, we would also like to ask you about considering for a $PLS listing, thank you.
$PLS $PLSX $HEX
Really great to see @PulseWatch_App getting a shoutout from @LibertySwapFi!!!
He's been building and supporting this ecosystem for a long time.
A lot of what we track and understand comes from there 😇
Markets still a bit rough.
Meanwhile…
Finvesta supply just dropped below 700k 😇
From 1M+ to here in ~14 months.
No hype.
Just steadily disappearing.
PS. Yes, that’s a steadily disappearing Finny. this intern’s AI credits are disappearing too… you get the idea.
PulseX v1.1.4 is out now & offers better rates for many things by routing through the ProveX liquidity. PRVX is added in the defaults
Shout out to https://t.co/JrKFXBv70N for showing that PulseX could improve its routing logic to give better rates, by going through ProveX pairs. Beware that searching piteas in some search engines gives a drainer (bad) as the first result.
Also a price chart has been added to https://t.co/AhLrK4RZhc