Grocery Store Joe 2.0🌹

(formerly known as Grocery Store Joe & Jordan Rodgers Hair)
in reality, I'm just a lady watching TV with my babies.
[Parody // Fan Account]

[Grocery Store Joe 2.0🌹 @JRodgersHair]

The people on the "Lean on Me" Wal-Mart commercial are so far better than any of the #ListenToYourHeart contestants.

[Diamond Joe @ItsDiamondJoe]

Saw “Dick Van Dyke” trending, relieved to find out he’s only voting for Kamala Harris 👌

[Grocery Store Joe 2.0🌹 @JRodgersHair]

Loving the @SECNetwork chat about @UTKnoxville Body Farm during this blowout of a game. I read Dr Bass's book Death's Acre years ago and heard him speak and it was fascinating! Also #GBO.

[Grocery Store Joe 2.0🌹 @JRodgersHair]

My kids' comments on the #Paris2024 gymnastics: "I like her green swamp costume!"

[Grocery Store Joe 2.0🌹 @JRodgersHair]

My 4 year old narrating the #OpeningCeremony... "That girl looks like a turkey now. Or maybe a big bunny rabbit?" #ladygaga

[Michelle Drake Ghiassi @flipperdrake]

My heart can’t take all this cuteness, how does everyone else feel about it? #taylor #traviskelce #taylorandtravis #taylornation @taylorswift13 you definitely know how to surprise us

[McSweeney's @mcsweeneys]

"It may seem like I’ve told you this several times already (though I’ve only counted once or twice), but it’s true: I don’t like your kind. You’re a bit too leisurely. Before you hire a lawyer to sue me for those comments, let me explain..."
https://t.co/GVRaR8InJQ

[Rutherford County TN @RutherfordTn]

Free recycling event this Saturday.

[out of context bridgerton @NoContxtBton]

#Bridgerton season 3, episode 4

[Grocery Store Joe 2.0🌹 @JRodgersHair]

Raise your hand if you've ever been personally victimized by a seven year old.......✋🏼

[McSweeney's @mcsweeneys]

"Which shirts make me look wide."
https://t.co/YzE2zH7XQ1

[Rutherford County Schools @rucoschools]

Lots of students from various RCS elementary and middle schools competed today in the first day of Special Olympics at MTSU.

Thank you to Special Olympics - Area 16, MTSU and Murfreesboro Parks and Recreation for making the event possible for our students.

[Adam Rifkin 🐼🌻 @ifindkarma]

“When I was a boy and I would see scary things in the news, my mother would say to me, ‘Look for the helpers. You will always find people who are helping.’ ... If you look for the helpers, you’ll know that there’s hope.”
Mr. Fred Rogers #LookForTheHelpers

[Ali B @wtflanksteak]

This is life affirming for me.

[Grocery Store Joe 2.0🌹 @JRodgersHair]

Finally watching #TheBachelor and the last commercial break went right into "Only Daisy Cottage Cheese Will Do!"

[Moms Demand Action @MomsDemand]

On this day one year ago, three 9-year-old students and three staff members were shot and killed at The Covenant School—a K-6 elementary school in Nashville, Tennessee. The shooter was armed with an AR-style rifle, an AR-style pistol, a handgun, and multiple rounds of ammunition.

The shooting galvanized parents, students and other community members to demand Tennessee lawmakers take meaningful action to prevent gun violence in their schools and communities, but those demands were largely ignored by lawmakers beholden to the gun industry.

We hold in our hearts all whose lives were stolen or forever changed at The Covenant School as we remain committed to our work to #EndGunViolence in their honor.

[Grocery Store Joe 2.0🌹 @JRodgersHair]

Please God.

[Ali B @wtflanksteak]

Ryan Gosling as Sky Masterson in Baz Luhrman's Guys and Dolls WHEN??????

[Austin @AustinPlanet]

Al Pacino announced Best Picture like this was the first time he had ever heard of a film called Oppenheimer. #Oscars

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Ryan Gosling performs 'I'm Just Ken' at the #Oscars 🎤

[Kayla @RebelWiACause]

I'm at the age where my mind firmly believes I'm 29, my humor suggests I'm 12 and my body possibly died in the Civil War.

[crazy bachelor fan @crzybachelorfan]

producers not only put daisy on a date that could have been v uncomfortable bc of her hearing, but NOW they had a priest tell lexi about how children complete a marriage when she MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN???
#TheBachelor #Bachelor