Eggs Tyrone

[Eggs Tyrone @JSh_65]

Cc: #Browns

[Evan Sidery @esidery]

Aaron Donald is “more likely than not” to unretire soon and sign with the Rams on a 1-year deal to join Myles Garrett, per @AdamSchefter.

Los Angeles will now have the two greatest defensive linemen of the modern era alongside each other.

[Eggs Tyrone @JSh_65]

I hope that if I’m ever in Germany, I can order this perfectly at whatever eateries they have to offer.

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

WENDY’S ESCALATION!!!!!

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Lmao how am I supposed to choose from all of this? This is overwhelming me😭😭😭

[Eggs Tyrone @JSh_65]

@hen_ease @PardonMyTake Max saying he’s not the golf guy insinuates that Hank is a dog guy.

Max owning a dog means the reverse logic makes him the perfect head cover.

[David Burge @iowahawkblog]

This is Noah Shannon, model citizen, slated to be Hawkeye senior defensive captain 2023. He had guilt pangs for having bet $10 on the Iowa Women's Basketball team in the 2023 NCAA tournament. The only bet he ever made. He turned himself in to coaches for the transgression who forwarded it to the NCAA.

They ruled him inelligible for the entire season, effectively ending his career. If the NCAA allows someone else to play after making thousands of bets, including many on his own team, I am going to fucking riot

[Eggs Tyrone @JSh_65]

I’m going to a concert in 2 weeks and I’m already terrified of the PM sleepies.

Prime time events are a young person’s game.

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Donald Trump looks like he’s falling asleep during Game 3 of the Finals

(h/t @CalltoActivism)

[Eggs Tyrone @JSh_65]

There’s never been a more Chargers looking player than Gabriel. They’ve got plenty of single digits left. Let buddy get back to the Pacific.

[🇺🇸BROWN SPIDER ADVENTURES!!!🇱🇷2026 Browns 17-0 @BrownSpiderCLE]

Give him 85 or 95. 🤣
Anyway, aren’t there always players with the same numbers in training camp? Just one on offense and one on defense? They can sort out the number problem after cut downs.

[Scott Van Pelt @notthefakeSVP]

There really aren’t any rules. You just go to court. If it fails, go to court again until a judge says you’re all set.

Want a 7th year?

Sure

Broke rules?

Ahhhh, it’s fine.

There AREN’T any rules.

[Eggs Tyrone @JSh_65]

Rivers is due.

[Fastbreak Hoops @FastbreakHoops5]

Game 7. Last timeout. Who draws up the play?

[Eggs Tyrone @JSh_65]

This is correct

[PJ Walsh @PJWalsh24]

@Stuckey2 Westworld.

Season 1 is my favored single season of TV ever and season 2 was a dumpster fire.

[Eggs Tyrone @JSh_65]

They spent 10m trying to get him to leave.

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Hollywood has spent nearly $600 million trying to bring Matt Damon home.

Have they considered maybe he just doesn’t want to come back?

[Eggs Tyrone @JSh_65]

@Jsullhart Swear I had the same one and was aghast. I also think they have like 10 shuffle sequences and nothing is really random

[Joe Pompliano @JoePompliano]

This is the wildest World Cup story yet. If someone in Toronto sells a ticket above face value they get fined $25,000 yet the city of Toronto bought 3,500 World Cup tickets early and then sold them to taxpayers at a markup as a “revenue generation strategy.” What the hell man.

[The Retro Room 🎮🕹🎬🎥 @TheRetroRoomRoo]

I want to throw up

[Eggs Tyrone @JSh_65]

@PardonMyMeme

[Eggs Tyrone @JSh_65]

Inside you are two wolves

[JaKi 🇺🇸 @JaKiTruth]

🔥 The Browns. RB Ricky Williams Wanted to Join Dawg Pound 👀💛

"At night I would go to sleep and dream of myself being part of the Dawg Pound. They way I played the game would have fit in Cleveland. 1st Pick Tim Couch"

[Eggs Tyrone @JSh_65]

@Jsullhart My simulation had AJ refusing to go in for the 2H and yours had Dan Campbell going for it on every 4th and long.