A perfect day in Canada:
6:00 wake up
6:30 have toast with butter that almost melts.
7:00 leave for work earlier for incase another semi driver slammed into something creating traffic.
8:00 swing by Tim Horton's, repeat your order 4 times.
8:30 get to work and immediately start with land acknowledgments chants.
13:00 have ketchup chips for lunch.
13:30 post on Facebook about how Donald Trump ruined Canada. Enjoy the satisfaction of getting likes from boomers and a couple bots. Great success.
15:00 spent an hour at HR after misgendering your genderfluid-4 spirited- furry co-worker who identified as a gay giraffe today.
16:00 it's pay day! Open pay stub feel relieved that over 40% of your income went to taxes knowing it pays for welfare of non-Canadians somewhere.
17:00 finish another good day at work trying to navigate the latest red tape impacting your company.
18:30 nothing much for dinner as groceries are too expensive. You order a $8 kids happy meal and pay $23 for it. Open the wrapper to see a bite taken out. It's ok, you understand.
19:30 watch CBC, feel better you were right about Donal Trump.
21:00 get comfy on the couch for a good sleep as you had to rent your bedroom out to afford rent.