Jwil

And therefore, yes, thank you.

[Jwil @Jwil18]

Why aren’t there any sub shops who offer/recommend chips on their sandwiches. Like wine and cheese pairings but bbq chips on your turkey Tom.

[Jwil @Jwil18]

How do you stay awake during the jury selection process? Asking for a friend.

[Jwil @Jwil18]

In @TedLasso I’m pretty sure Sam’s dad is Mufasa 🦁

[Jwil @Jwil18]

Can you imagine if we talked about Phil’s chances at Augusta in the rain with RA as much as we talk about Tiger’s chances at Augusta in the rain with “the leg”?

[Jwil @Jwil18]

@MVCsports I live 15 mins from enterprise center and the tournament is not televised on any streaming service I currently pay for 🤯🤯 not on @CBS bc only on cbs sports network?But it have @paramountplus and I also have @ESPNPlus. Once again being disappointed by @GetSpectrum

[The Genesis Invitational @thegenesisinv]

The roars have returned to Riv

[Murray State Alumni @raceralumni]

Plan on watching the World Series on FOX? Look for 2005 alumnus Tripp Gibson, who will debut as part of the officiating crew on baseball's biggest stage! Gibson will umpire all but Game 3 of the series, and will be behind the plate for Game 4, Tues., Nov. 1. #GoRacers

[Jwil @Jwil18]

@z1077 stop playing Kanye

[Jwil @Jwil18]

Adidas must end its partnership with the antisemite Ye (AKA Kanye West) - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/FoAKNMStTr via @Change

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

I didn't realize I was supposed to know how to do everything by my second rodeo. That's still a very low number of rodeos.

[Jwil @Jwil18]

@Ask_Spectrum Somebody came to our house for 4 hours, unburied the cable and left it unburied for 4 days (and counting). Tv works a tiny bit better. Is this the resolution? Neat.

[Jwil @Jwil18]

This just in. @GetSpectrum still sucks.

[Jwil @Jwil18]

If you don’t spit things, do you even play baseball?

[Jwil @Jwil18]

Can’t believe this is a headline 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

[Jwil @Jwil18]

I’d have a vanity plate if emojis were allowed.

[Jwil @Jwil18]

Saw a sign “CURRY RENTALS” and been trying to figure out what I’m renting if I’m renting curry. Turns out that was a lot of thinking for nothing. Biz owner is named “Curry”.

[Jwil @Jwil18]

Just passed two girls texting in a Tesla. Because the laptop installed in the dash just doesn’t cut it.

[amy bee-mer @amy_beamer]

The sluttiest thing a man can do is support his local soccer team