Joe Marriott

[Joe Marriott @jwmarriot]

@LaneLipton I live in a hovel. You live in a townhouse.

[Joe Marriott @jwmarriot]

@PearsonSupport
I teach math at a local college. For distance learning I had my students sign up for Mymathlab and it worked great for two weeks. Thank you. But now that the free two week trial period is over how do my students maintain access without paying?

[Joe Marriott @jwmarriot]

@LaneLipton 1, 2, 5, standing, 3, 4 in that order. In seat 4 you may be trapped; in seat 3 you are sitting next to three people.

[Joe Marriott @jwmarriot]

@fantasyEK Which two running back would you start in our PPR league?
Devonta Freeman, Terrance West, Tevin Coleman.

[Joe Marriott @jwmarriot]

@LeBatardShow Draymon Green: The Fly Swatter

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@Mets @Delta Zimdem glub blurph

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@fantasyEK CBS FF site indicated I would win my game. Kuselias rankings found on Phil Steele, indicated I would lose. Sadly you were right.

[Joe Marriott @jwmarriot]

@fantasyEK Started Woodhead over CJ Anderson last week thanks to you. I want to start Doug Baldwin over Mike Evans. Canu talk me out of it?

[Joe Marriott @jwmarriot]

@RealMichaelKay Next stop for Ewing... brain cancer.

[Joe Marriott @jwmarriot]

@RealMichaelKay Idea for Knicks second unit: "Knick-Knacks"

[Joe Marriott @jwmarriot]

@RealMichaelKay How about "King of the Shill" or "We Shill Overcome" in honor of MLK day!

[Joe Marriott @jwmarriot]

@LaneLipton @cazzball Who uses the term pokey any more? I prefer the "Stoney Lonesome."

[Joe Marriott @jwmarriot]

Oh my! Nick Lowe is on Prairie Home Companion. It's the confluence of the squarest part of my life with the coolest.

[Joe Marriott @jwmarriot]

Let's play Words With Friends. My username is 'Ezra Lb'. http://bit.ly/dK8DdN

[Joe Marriott @jwmarriot]

@LaneLipton @monbud The only text I ever knew was High, Low Jack and the Game.

[Joe Marriott @jwmarriot]

One kid cried in horror, "Was that duck sauce?" To shut him up I had to give him an extra packet of hot mustard too.

[Joe Marriott @jwmarriot]

Last night I ran out of candy to give to the trick-or-treaters so I combed the pantry for something to distribute.

[Joe Marriott @jwmarriot]

@LaneLipton Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says, "Wow, it's starting to get hot in here." The sencond one says ...

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I'm sitting on the patio.