*complete silence in Uber while G has been staring at his phone for 20 straight minutes*
Gilinsky: dude what the fuck!
Me: what’s wrong?
G: I coulda sworn the Galapagos turtle was the longest living mammal, but I guess it’s actually the Bowhead whale! 210 years. Shits crazy!
i like being single because it allows me to focus on myself & work as hard as i possibly can with no distractions, but i really miss having someone to nap with.
*complete silence in Uber while G has been staring at his phone for 20 straight minutes*
Gilinsky: dude what the fuck!
Me: what’s wrong?
G: I coulda sworn the Galapagos turtle was the longest living mammal, but I guess it’s actually the Bowhead whale! 210 years. Shits crazy!