JB

If it bothers you, fix it.

[JB @JackieMoonshot]

Think it’s nearing the time to make my once a year Long John Silvers trip. Definitely me keeping them afloat.

[JB @JackieMoonshot]

@HLC_actual Oh damn, you met Dave?

[JB @JackieMoonshot]

@Nicari I can get a cramp in my calf stretching after waking up as well… is that the guy equivalent of that?

[JB @JackieMoonshot]

@katmaryb Leftover?

[JB @JackieMoonshot]

X needs a setting that makes briskets the only thing that shows up on a timeline.

[JB @JackieMoonshot]

@Jessiekins Challenge accepted

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@MissThorn_ I’m either having a stroke or it’s the writing on the ring in lord of the rings.

[JB @JackieMoonshot]

@sircalebhammer Time to start the 5000 calorie diet?

[JB @JackieMoonshot]

@Shortypie What about getting 2? Nothing else entertaining about Rockies baseball.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

The Colorado Rockies have unveiled a two-foot-long hot dog called 'The Glizzilla' for the 2026 MLB season

The massive menu item is available starting today at Rockies home games

[JB @JackieMoonshot]

@Jessiekins

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Anyone want to buy some land, build some houses, and put an outdoor kitchen with a fire pit in the middle of it all?

[JB @JackieMoonshot]

Merry Christmas

[JB @JackieMoonshot]

@lolitadiariess Jerky

[JB @JackieMoonshot]

@SHORTYPlE Jerky.

[JB @JackieMoonshot]

What in the devices are listening is going on? Searched for Chinese food last night and now my YouTube algorithm is flooding with Chinese short dramas.

[JB @JackieMoonshot]

@MaryTilesTexas Saltwater crocodile

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

I’m completely against the 50-year mortgage idea, it’s insane. Housing prices are already ridiculous, and people have largely stopped buying. That should force sellers to lower prices, simple supply and demand. But a 50-year mortgage is just a clever way to sidestep that reality by preying on financially illiterate buyers who only look at the monthly payment instead of the total cost.

A 50-year mortgage doesn’t make you a homeowner. It makes you a glorified renter who’s responsible for all the repairs and upkeep. Please don’t fall for it. And remember, all the “experts” pushing this idea make their living off real estate, so of course they think it’s a good thing — it makes them more money, not you.

[Rudy Havenstein, Senior Markets Commentator. @RudyHavenstein]

Happy Halloween!

[JB @JackieMoonshot]

@codemiko 12 midnight tonight.